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Put in a spliff

Gb got put in a spliff
Incog got put in a spliff
by Iputmydickinabagofdoritos December 21, 2019
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put down a three

Put down a three (3)

to masturbate.

the third type of male body excretion.

to go number one is to pee. number 2 is to poop. so number three is to release semen from a dude's body.

a person can't "go number three" because, unlike a deuce, it can't just be pushed out of the body. Hence it has to be "put down".
"I was going to return your call, but I was busy putting down a three."

"This video game is so awesome, it makes me want to put down a three."

"That guy Rick is such a loser, I bet he puts down a lot of threes,"
by JiffMart May 1, 2010
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Put the nut in

British expression for a head butt, in street brawls or (illegally) in boxing matches, to break a nose or open a cut. "Nut" is standard British slang for head.
When Henry Cooper, famed British boxer, learned an old foe had died, he commented: "He was a dirty bastard. He liked to put the nut in."
by Nick Cusa June 29, 2011
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Put those grippers away

A phrase used when someone has their bare feet sticking right out and it causes a distraction. Usually used in comments online when seeing art of characters who are barefoot. Also similar phrase used: "Put those dogs away"
As I entered the living room, I suddenly noticed that my roommates smelly feet were sticking right at me as she was resting on the couch which caught me off guard, so I told her to put those grippers away and put on socks
by nshadex72 August 25, 2022
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by Reason D Alt October 21, 2022
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Put a hit out on

to contract with a killer to have someone murdered.
Peter: I sort of put a hit out on ya.
Louis : How could you put a hit out on me !
by CansuHoca July 14, 2016
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Put the chair in the kitchen

The act of doing something which is very gay. Such as putting a chair in the kitchen and placing it upside down so anal penetration is available, up to four guys.
Doug: Hey does anyone want to go put the chair in the kitchen with me?

Everyone: No.

Doug: Guess it is just me then! : )
by Brewsky Bro April 24, 2011
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