pussy

Cat. This word means cat, and nothing else. The masses are sick of all the nobs who use to define vaginas and weak people, because females aren't weak. This word means cat. Use it for nothing else.

John: Jane, Mark is a pussy.
Jane: Oh, you mean Mark is a cat?
John: Yes, a witch turned him into a Siamese yesterday for using the word pussy improperly.
Jane: Serves 'im right.

by WomanofMassDestruction October 29, 2007

Pussy

One of the best parts of a woman's anatomy that seemingly everyone finds funny to mix up with it's sister definition: a cat. This has been so over-used it has become like toilet humor: nobody thinks it is funny anymore.

*Horny teanager types "Girl with nice pussy" in search field*

*Search comes back with 5.767.992 pictures of girls holding cats.*

*Teanager loses urge to masturbate and thus impregnates the hooker that lives nextdoor*

by Merecthemerciless December 18, 2009

Pussy

A woman's pleasure hole

Jake : Oh Kiersten I could pound your Pussy all night!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ah!
Kiersten : No Baby Don't Stop Now!
Jake : Sorry I need to take a shit!
Kiersten : Ok I'll just play with my Pussy till you get back!
Kiersten : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! OOOOOOOOO! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Jake : Oh! Oh! Oh! Ahhhhhhh! AHHHH! Splat! Splat! Splat!
Kiersten : Jake why the fuck why did you shit on the carpet?
Jake : Sorry I enjoy watching you play with your Pussy!
Kiersten : Oh Baby why don't you come over here and play with it yourself! But go wipe first!
Jake : Woopeee!
Kiersten : Not with my sheets you asshole God Damn now my bed smells like shit!
Jake: Mmmmmm! Pussy Time!
Kiersten : O no I'm doing laundry and cleaning the carpet Fuck You!
Jake : Oh Poop! Guess i'll just have to masturbate!
Kiersten : Not In My Bed!

by SlopNChop April 19, 2018

pussy

A derogatory term used to insult men. The fact that pussy refers to a woman's genitals means that this term, used as an insult, assigns negative value to women's genitalia and also to women in general.

"I can't believe Jeff won't go out drinking with us. Dude he's such a pussy!"

Pussy is a degrading term, it insults both men and implicitly insults women. Pussy is a term of oppression.

by okosheva October 4, 2006

Pussy

The thing that has a woman attached to it.

"My pussy is so wet, darling. You are such a stud."
"Of course. I think I will go and eat raw meat and scratch my hairy ass now."

by I_am_God_so_do_not_doubt_me April 6, 2009

Pussy

Assholes on UD who dont publish perfectly good definitions

I know you're reading this, you pussy

by Squidword69 February 18, 2020

Pussy

The best thing in the world.

Pussy IS the best thing in the world.

by God created Pussy then retired October 22, 2012