Pussy Punisher

One who destroys pussy in their path leaving the punished begging for another round.

Holy shit, Sancho is the pussy punisher!!! He beats the hell out of it and bitches still come back for more!!!

by MMMelicious April 21, 2006

punishment haircut

A purposefully self-ruinous hairstyle designed to reduce one's own attractiveness. Usually deployed by spiteful females as passive-aggressive revenge on an unaffectionate, inattentive lover or spouse.

"I ran into Reed's ol' girl at the bar the other night... That hookup must have gone south for ol' boy, 'cuz she's rocking a straight-up punishment haircut."

by Wattz (Mark Hoffmann) December 9, 2008

punishing the primate

spanking the monkey, polishing the buddha

I'm going to have to punish my primate otherwise I'll need a wheelbarrow for my sack.

by butt weasel August 29, 2003

punkshui

Underground non-traditional interior design concept using chaos and art to find creativity and awareness. Developed in NYC by international designer Josh Hughes.

I want to punkshui your pad.

by Josh Amatore Hughes May 9, 2006

High Beam Punishment

High Beam punishment is what happens when an aggressive driver from behind you wants you to get out of his/her way and you don't get out of the way fast enough so that driver puts on his/her bright high beam headlights to hurt your eyes. High Beam punishers are low life losers that are too aggressive. They want to prove they are somehow more superior by abusing others on the road. Most, if not all, male High Beam punishers have a small dick and are over compensating by driving an overly expensive car or driving a huge pickup truck or SUV. Lady High Beam Punishers are similar to their male counterparts because they are also too aggressive, mean, stupid, abusive and have no life.

Shit! that fucker behind me just gave me High beam punishment because I didn't get out of the way fast enough.
That Ass Hole!

by *Dr Dave November 21, 2009

Punish your unit

1. To masterbate furiously.
2. To beat your dick like it owes you money so as to pleasure yourself.
3. The act of jacking off

"That slut from the strip club got me all worked up Brochacho. What am gonna do with this massive boner bulging in my pants?"

"Dude, you should go home and punish your unit then Bromio."

by anuhak gib eht June 16, 2009

Punishment Voice mail

The voice mail you leave when the call recipient does not answer their phone.

"leave your message at the tone"
*beep*
"thanks for not answering your phone. B-t-dubs, punishment voice mail."

by FluteletteColbyTrojan September 26, 2012