phultz

To really screw something up.

James was really disappointed today at the falafel hut. Amal really phultzed up his lunch order.

by dcfly April 3, 2003

putzzing

Wonder around doing random,meaningless chores.

What's ya doing Mom? Not much just putzzing.

by MonicasMom January 24, 2007

pultis

A large amount.
massive,enormous,humongous,exorbitant

Made an absolute pultis today. Thanks KAL (Kalgoorlie Boulder Resources LTD - Australian Stock Exchange)(vooni from hotcopper.com.au)

by Leeson December 10, 2007

putzfrau

the german word for "cleaning lady" or "cleaner"

my putzfrau came today so my room is all tidy

by whotheFUKtookmyname October 26, 2012

monkey puttzing

random activities with no reason or defined outcome that passes the time pleasently

I spent 20 minutes monkey puttzing at work when I should have been trying to find the right wording for a report.

by murryxramone June 22, 2011

putzahol

Kinda like a normal putz, but an alcoholic putz, a bigger putz than normal.

Bradd Pitts is a putz.
Ben Affleck is a putzahol.

by Austin West May 6, 2005

Putzmeister

1. Machine for covering up the military-industrial complex fuck ups (like meltdowns of Chernobyl or Tepco's Fukushima Dai-ichi nuclear complex with millions of tons of boron, sand, and concrete, in the hopes that, once out of sight (like the oil above the water in the BP Gulf of Mexico spill), nuclear terror will dissipate, and the public will go back to watching reality television.

2. A sensible person who puts putzes (like screw up executives who only think of having eight hours of back up battery life for the water cooling pumps) in their place, and makes them accountable legally and financially. Alas, the Putzmeister may be mythical. When was the last time that nuclear power executives were held accountable for poisoning the soil, water, air, plants, cows, or people?

The US is sending the Putzmeister that is being used to blend 32 tons of plutonium with Uranium as an "atoms for peace" initiative to Japan. It will be "too hot to handle" and will stay in Japan after burying the Fukushima reactor.

by Putzmeister Prime April 18, 2011