butthurt-prosecution

The practice of prosecuting individuals out of embarrassment, well in excess of any demonstrable harm. The practice is particularly ubiquitous in Western democracies where sedition is an unpopular prosecutorial tack in order to dispense retributive punitive enforcement in response to indefensible egg-on-the-face.

Two cases are particularly illustrative:

The US government's piling on of charges against Barrett Brown constitutes a very clear, inflamed case of butthurt-prosecution.

Barrett Brown guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/mar/21/barrett-brown-persecution-anonymous

Although he pleaded guilty to offenses carrying ~20 years in prison, Bradley Manning must still stand trial for his life, as the DoD and DoS have a wicked bout of butthurt-prosecution.

Bradley Manning bradleymanning.org/

by kenneth lipp May 18, 2013

proseshonal

Somebody who's gratification and general self-worth comes from getting all their mates wrecked and having a good time.

Oh Jordan's out? We'll have a great night. He's a proseshonal.

by J-Dog The Great December 19, 2019

emo pouser

A kid who classifys there self as emo but still secretly have a Linsay Lohan fetish...bizzare

Go cry in a corner you emo pouser

by Bre June 19, 2006

Prosecutie

A cute or attractive female prosecutor. An attractive woman who works as a district attorney.

Out tonight with some prosecuties!!

by Jambbbb May 15, 2018

Prosecutor

Often put out as the bad guy but in truth is one of the reasons your not dead yet. Being a prosecutor is one of the most honorable professions of which I know. These are true public servants, as they are taking a college degree that can easily earn them 10 times as much as they will ever earn as a prosecutor and using it to serve our justice system.

- Prosecutors are lawyers working for the people against the criminals.

by BlehImBoreda August 1, 2012

Pousey

Pousey is a phrase that is given to people with love and affection.

Pousey was originally given by a good person called Gadaffi Joshi

Please remember that Pousey is an affectionate word.

Embrace!

Pousey can be used as a replacement of words like "mate, love, geezer, bro, bruva, sir, blud"

by Hitz2k August 7, 2014

Pronse

To call someone a pronse is to call someone a very smug person.

Look at that idiotic fool, he's such a pronse.

by Inthetardis2 February 20, 2017