protein surprise

when u tell a chick that ur not gonna cum in her but u do anyway casue its funny

hey, i promise not to sum in ur fun hole, and i won't leave u a protein surprise.

by jack package December 6, 2007

protein

Cum, skeet, man jam, jiz, honey dew...referring to the sexual secretions of the male or female human.

The closet vegan asked, "Where do you get your protein."

I replied, "I get more than enough protein from my favorite food.

by Ganga July 29, 2005

protein shower

When you ejaculate all over a women.

"Yeah that hooker I took home smelled like shit so I gave her a protein shower"

by Chad Horn August 21, 2007

Protein log

1.A log of or pertaining to protein
2.A man's junk.

She was looking for a protein log, and I showed her exactly where to find one, in my pants

by Jack Mehoff Ahors December 17, 2008

Protein-Burn

When you take so much Protein, it regurgitates, and you have a protein-y taste in your mouth.

Doood, I might have Protein-Burn.

You needa stop pumping that FE. You goona have protein overDosis.

by FooProtein September 10, 2011

Protein Tea Party

When a Man or Woman fills tea cups with copious amounts of seminal or vaginal fluid.

We all had a great time at yesterdays protein tea party. Everyone loved the selections and no one left hungry.

by M911 October 27, 2011

Protein Pipe

The Protein Pipe, is a common name for a huge cock. it gets the name protein pipe because it is a long hard shaft that sprays out protein (seimen) when erroused. Body builders are known to ejaculate into eachothers mouths so they can get the maximum amount of protein they would like so they can become hench!!

Mr Homer tried his seimen and sucked on his protein pipe to become a hench body builder and wanted to taste his salty egg whites and see what girls go through...

by lamb167827553 November 28, 2011