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Prostituties

Prostituties a new breakfast cereal that doesn't snap, crackle, or pop, it just lays there and lets you eat it.
Everyone would like "Prostituties," for breakfast.
by Ima.AssOe June 28, 2014
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Prostitutionalist

Someone who is an ardent supporter of a prostitute's right to sell their services.
Janice and her fellow prostitutionalist staged a public protest against laws forbidding them from hoeing.
by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023
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prostitution

Prostitution, n. The act of selling sex and/or sexual favours in exchange for money, drugs, or chickens, depending on local currency and exchange rates.
Illegal in nearly all countries worldwide. Politicians put it down at every opportunity, despite their frequent use of these "ladies of the night"
The most frightening aspect of prostitution is not the act, which is merely pornographic movies without the studio and piss-poor acting. The money from prostitution usually finances drug pushers, who in turn finance other criminal acts. Thus you paying to get your rocks off with some drug-addled whore in Soho could be indirectly funding things like 7/11 or even 9/11.
It is the oldest profession in the world.
Single man, driving in car: Hey babe, fancy showing me a good time?
Lady of negotiable affection: S'gonna cost ya.
Single man: Sure, I just wanna blow my load.
He gets what he wants, she gets what she wants. He probably gets a veneral disease too but hey, we can't all be winners.
This is the lowest form of prostitution.
by Jono Drew August 19, 2007
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prostitution

Sex for pay. "Profession" defended by sexophilic liberals and lazy white trash.
As long as its two consenting adults, who cares if they spread diseases and destroy families.
by me August 23, 2003
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Prostitutitis

Prostitutitis is a term used to describe those who have made the unfortunate mistake of making untasteful jokes which lead people to think that they sell themselves on street corners.
Person A: "Your boyfriend is so happy he's with you,"

Person B: "Yup, I try to give them my money's worth!" (joking)

Person A: "OMG! SHE MUST BE, LIKE, A PROSTITUTE!"

Hence, Person B has 'prostitutitis'.
by Ella Balser September 30, 2011
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reverse prostitution

When you pay your girlfriend to let you have sex with other girls...Or guys
I used reverse prostitution when I bought my girlfriend that bracelett she's wearing. That night I totally banged a 10
by Warden Cross March 3, 2016
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Prostitution legalization movement

A movement that seeks to make prostitution legal. Because getting pussy is always getting your money's worth whatever the price.
by The Fury 13 January 19, 2011
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