80 proof

40 percent alcohol in liquor

cognac, most regular vodka, tequila, whisky, brandy and rum are 80 proof

by joshua001 March 12, 2007

pinner proof

To set a machine tool to high standards.
Usually associated with grinding machines.
A way of setting a machine so that it is idiot proof.

Darn... that machine was not set pinner proof and now its on maintenance.

by afghani September 21, 2006

stoner proof

an object that you simply cannot pass when stoned.

lewis: joe hurry up, climb over that rope

Joe: dude i cant, it's like totally stoner proof

by squinty red eyes February 17, 2008

poofyfinger

Poofyfinger is a derogatory name given to anyone who plays games too much using a mouse. It is the next generation medical term, much like how Carpal Tunnel Syndrome became known in the past fifteen years.

"Johnny, you better stop playing those games, or else you'll develop a poofyfinger"

Doctor: I'm sorry Susan, it is absolutely necessary to amputate your poofyfinger

Patient: ok

by poofyfinger November 24, 2006

Proofs

You need these to prove an accusation to be true. Proofs must be physical, and witnesses are NOT proofs.

Dude 1: "Your breath smells so bad! Brush your teeth!"
Dude 2: "My breath smells great, you have no proofs!"
Dude 1: "Literally everyone can smell your bad breath! There are so many witnesses."
Dude 2: "UM, WITNESSES ARE NOT PROOFS!"

by NoYouMan May 10, 2017

proofreading

Something nobody does on this site, thus paving the way for incomprehensible gibberish that looks like it was written by retarded infants who were thrown at brick walls, half of whom (not the walls, you doofus) were promptly scooped up and thrown farther by garbage trucks. That should explain why this shithole feels like an asylum.

Proofreading your definitions will not give you cancer. Just do it. Please.

by Yopmail User July 4, 2023

proof

R.I.P. Proof, friend of Mr Mathers, rapper in D-12, was shot and died in the early hours of Tuesday morning on April 11th 2006. May he rest in peace.

Proof will be greatly missed. Loved and respected by many, the loss of this fine rapper is a loss to us all.

by marshall313mathers April 27, 2006