The moment when you've procrastinated to the very last minute and there seems like there's no way you could possibly get everything done in the little amount of time that you have- but you seem to pull your shit together in a way that no human possibly could and get the assignment done with a manageable B grade.
"When's that 12 page report due?"
"Tomorrow in 2nd period. Did you finish it yet?"
"Nah man, but it's cool. I'll just wait till later tonight and get it done using the Miracle of Procrastination."
"Tomorrow in 2nd period. Did you finish it yet?"
"Nah man, but it's cool. I'll just wait till later tonight and get it done using the Miracle of Procrastination."
by Benji G. December 26, 2011
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NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).
NOT to be confused with procrasturbation, which is procrastination by masturbation (stimulating one's own genitelia).
Spongebob: I can't write on an empty stomach, Gary.
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Lots of lazy students grow obese through procrastication.
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Lots of lazy students grow obese through procrastication.
by cakeofages August 9, 2008
Get the procrastication mug.A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.
by ricemond December 3, 2003
Get the procrastibation mug.When one procrastinates by going to the bathroom repeatedly, as opposed to actually doing what they're supposed to be doing. Can also be done during the work, to give someone a chance to have a mental break, and not actually have to work.
Not to be confused with the Boredom Crap, which someone takes in a desperate attempt to alleviate boredom, as opposed to their bladder and bowels.
Not to be confused with the Boredom Crap, which someone takes in a desperate attempt to alleviate boredom, as opposed to their bladder and bowels.
I took so many procrastination craps while I was writing my essay, Jen was certain I had killed at least 20 dolphins with the wasted toilet water.
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1. The art of mastering procrastination.
2. When you master procrastination well enough to know exactly when to screw off or work. You also know how to set things up so that you appear to be working, but really your just playing Tetris, looking at porn, etc.
Note: As a fair warning to anyone that tries this: it can be difficult at first, so don't do anything that can get you fired for the first few weeks. NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN. EVER.
2. When you master procrastination well enough to know exactly when to screw off or work. You also know how to set things up so that you appear to be working, but really your just playing Tetris, looking at porn, etc.
Note: As a fair warning to anyone that tries this: it can be difficult at first, so don't do anything that can get you fired for the first few weeks. NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN. EVER.
1. This is an example of a shitty definition of the Art of Procrastination. (lol?)
2. You are playing your PSP when your boss walks in. You hide it somewhere that you already planned out on your desk. Your boss looks at your desk and sees your papers and a pen or whatever. The point is that he thinks your working. Your boss leaves and you pull out your PSP again until you know you need to work and still being able to get things done in a comfortable amount of time.
2. You are playing your PSP when your boss walks in. You hide it somewhere that you already planned out on your desk. Your boss looks at your desk and sees your papers and a pen or whatever. The point is that he thinks your working. Your boss leaves and you pull out your PSP again until you know you need to work and still being able to get things done in a comfortable amount of time.
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Jim: Did you study last night?
You: No I procrastinated and looked up procrastinating on Urban Dictionary.
You: No I procrastinated and looked up procrastinating on Urban Dictionary.
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