Quality Anal Probe

When someone inserts their finger or penis into a rectum, and a quality one.

Bob gave me a quality anal probe.

by you_must_be_gay April 14, 2006

Manolo probe popsicle

When you stick an expensive stiletto up a guy's ass and then make him lick it.

I don't care which hedge fund he worked for, I wasn't about to kiss him after the Manolo probe popsicle.

by MyMillie May 24, 2008

ford probe

One of the biggest pieces of shit ever offered by the Ford Motor Company. It was made by Mazda in Flat Rock, Michigan from 1989 to 1997 and had zero actual Ford content. Probes are preferred by chicks and queers.

Look at that stupid fucking douchebag driving a pos Ford Probe, what a fucking dipshit. He must enjoy pain and suffering. I bet that idiots name is Roy Munson.

by Floss 69 April 8, 2006

Gastrointestinal Probe

A long brown skinny object used to probe the human Gastrointestinal Tract

Omar used his Gastrointestinal Probe to retrieve cum samples from Chase Rodrigeu's Stomahc

by Tyler February 2, 2003

suicide probe

While the male penis is inserted deep in the female vagina, the male proceeds to cut off his penis at the base leaving it inserted.

So sad to here about Sarah, she got suicide probed three times last week.

by MyBoyBlue69 November 13, 2017

one eyed heat probe

A penis, prick, pecker, cock tool.

I just had to use my trusty one eyed heat probe.

by David Faircloth July 1, 2005

backwood probe

When you are deep in the woods and something slips into your butt

John: ow what was that?
Jim: don't worry that was just my backwood probe

by johnnyappleseedtupac May 1, 2016