Primal wall-nut

That guy from Plants v.s Zombies 2 that has a fast recharge. He's hot.

Wow I didn't know Primal wall-nut can survive Gargantaur smashes!

by Primative Nutz September 30, 2020

Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.

Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short

by Derkadurr February 8, 2019

primal outburst

When engaging in intercourse in the missionary position, the male leans down and makes an angry face and screams in the female's face.

"Oh my god man, it was nuts. We were goin' at it serious, like face to face, ya know? And I let out the primal outburst right in her face!"
"Holy shit! What'd she do?!"
"It was nuts- She fuckin' starts crying and shit.."

by d.blaze February 25, 2003

Sacrifice to the Primal Gods

When eight or more black men hung like horse's with testicles as large as potato's(Also known as Them) capture, strip, violate, rape, then mutilate the body of a Female girl from ages 15 to 85 by beating them to death with there freakishly long horse penis' while they die of internal hemoraging. Then they proceed to empty the semen from there ball bags onto the once living corpse and burn the milky gooey body as they dance and praise the horse penis gods.

Wow that girl was once living until "THEM" decided her time to be ritualized had come. She was Sacrifice to the Primal Gods.

by MRagnorts June 10, 2009

Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.

Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short

by Derkadurr February 8, 2019

Primal Growler

When a female becomes so sexually aroused with pleasure that her inhibitions disappear and she resorts to primal, instinctive communication through deep gravelly groans that come out as growls.

The creatures of the mountains stopped in their tracks as they heard Sharon being ravaged from the hotel balcony by Rickey... when she reached her ultimate moment, she became some surreal being and the PRIMAL GROWLER came from in her and echoed through the hills.

by Peter Rooter May 3, 2025

PRIMAL CONSCIOUSNESS

The timeless awareness beneath everything — the silent presence that doesn’t force reality but reveals it.

When she got quiet enough, Primal Consciousness answered

by Landeros November 9, 2025