Prickly roast beef

When you’re going down on your girl and your face feels like it’s being cut by her vagina

Damn babe you got some prickly roast beef ouch!

by Roastbeefgurl2 February 11, 2019

Prickly Purple Hair bruise

The Prickly Purple Hair Bruise is when your girl is getting ready to ride you during the nasty and your dick is resting upward along your lower belly and she start rubbing her pussy lips along the underside of your dick, thinking you enjoy it. Meanwhile her needle-like shaved coochie hair is scraping your shaft like using a bristle brush to clean grease off of a flat top griddle, causing excruciating pain that feels like it's turning your cock into minced meat. The next day you we wake up with a purple dick, because not only did she unknowingly apologize for torturing your helpless little pecker by fucking you like a Jack rabbit, but tried to turn your Johnson into a Bloody Mary.

Alex: "Fuck, my dick hurts"
Chris: "Why?"
Alex: "This bitch rode me mad hard last night after rubbing her serrated VAGINA all over my Wang. I got that Prickly Purple Hair bruise"
Chris: "Damn bruh, that's a hell of a way to pop your cherry"

by Maly-Mo May 5, 2020

In a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament

Bizarre way of saying one is in a deep pile of shit.

So yesterday I got a speeding ticket and I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, and then afterwards that same day I found out that I was not really that special after all, and then add to that the fact I am flunking this course I shouldn't be flunking, plus I'm in credit card debt, oh yeah and my teeth are fugly, plus I think I might have an unnamed disease... to sum it up, I'm in a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament. Where's the nearest Taco Bell by the way? I could use a beef taco right about now.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

Prickly Bitch

She will fight you if she has to. Rough around the edges. You can look but don't touch!

I wouldn't mess with that prickly bitch, she bites back!

by thepricklybitch May 15, 2024

Prickly personality

A big ol dickbag

He's got a prickly personality today.

by LDogyeahyoureadthatright August 23, 2017

A Prickly Prick

It’s basically a cactus.. That’s prickly, and is a prick

Guy: *walks in the desert*

Cactus: Lets fucking pinch him, look at that fuck

Guy: *Gets pinched by the FUCKING CACTUS*

Guy: FUCK SHIT!! Its A Prickly Prick

Guy: *Eats cactus cuz he’s a fucking mad man*

by Markalius September 18, 2019

prickly peg

when a woman uses a strap on replacing a dildo with a cactus and fucks her male counterpart.

Stacy and i tried the prickly peg last night and now i cant shit

by conejita226 April 12, 2020