Prickly roast beef

When you’re going down on your girl and your face feels like it’s being cut by her vagina

Damn babe you got some prickly roast beef ouch!

by Roastbeefgurl2 February 11, 2019

Prickly Purple Hair bruise

The Prickly Purple Hair Bruise is when your girl is getting ready to ride you during the nasty and your dick is resting upward along your lower belly and she start rubbing her pussy lips along the underside of your dick, thinking you enjoy it. Meanwhile her needle-like shaved coochie hair is scraping your shaft like using a bristle brush to clean grease off of a flat top griddle, causing excruciating pain that feels like it's turning your cock into minced meat. The next day you we wake up with a purple dick, because not only did she unknowingly apologize for torturing your helpless little pecker by fucking you like a Jack rabbit, but tried to turn your Johnson into a Bloody Mary.

Alex: "Fuck, my dick hurts"
Chris: "Why?"
Alex: "This bitch rode me mad hard last night after rubbing her serrated VAGINA all over my Wang. I got that Prickly Purple Hair bruise"
Chris: "Damn bruh, that's a hell of a way to pop your cherry"

by Maly-Mo May 5, 2020

In a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament

Bizarre way of saying one is in a deep pile of shit.

So yesterday I got a speeding ticket and I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, and then afterwards that same day I found out that I was not really that special after all, and then add to that the fact I am flunking this course I shouldn't be flunking, plus I'm in credit card debt, oh yeah and my teeth are fugly, plus I think I might have an unnamed disease... to sum it up, I'm in a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament. Where's the nearest Taco Bell by the way? I could use a beef taco right about now.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

Prickly Delight

A baked good that sits in hot shower water that one shaves their pubes onto to serve a crunchy, moist, and delicious delicacy.

person 1: what do u call this thing is SO GOOD!!!!
person 2: its called prickly delight! i also peed onto it
person 1: WOW!!! i love prickly delight NOM NOM NOM :3

by cowboysunflower January 18, 2021

patricks prickly sea pickle

breaking news!: sandy likes to take Patricks prickly sea pickle onna daily yuhurd?

definition: prickly sea pickle //

pronounced: pr ick ly see pick el

"Yo dude you heard about sandy and patrick?" /// "yeah man ! he said them cheeks was heavenly!!"

"yo man I heard sandy asked for Patricks prickly sea pickle" \\ "yeah man ! he told me them cheeks was heavenly !!"

by theold October 27, 2021

Prickly Cunt

Used when you would like to call someone both a prick and a cunt, but you cannot decide which one you would like to used.

That prickly cunt, Gray Ling, like Ella Sunflower (the big burley bloke who dresses as a young woman).

by FunnyBastard69420 August 18, 2025

Prickly desert

When you are giving a guy a blowjob and you purposely have cotton mouth because you hate him and now his dick hurts because it just got mouth-sandpapered until it bled.

"Wow, you gave him the prickly desert? You must have some beef against him."

by Dbass July 18, 2016