Pretendyman

A Hillsborough term used to describe someone who attends to carry out maintenance on a rental property using a pseudonym

Hi. My name is James...... The Pretendyman (handyman)

by The Milky Bar Kid July 28, 2016

Pretendadult

A person of adult age whose actions and conversations are those of a teenager

My delivery driver is a pretendadult

by Scot McConnell July 6, 2017

PretendaSexual

Someone who pretends to be an elaborate often made up sexuality in order to get attention and fit in with other people. They often feel the need "explain" their sexuality to everybody and become upset if you don't refer to them by this sexuality which often changes thus making it impossible to know so that they can claim they are being persecuted against.

Did hear Karen is Gynosexual ?
Please Karen isn't Gynosexual, last week she was "Intrasexual" and 2 weeks before that she was Cetero, She just a PretendaSexual.

by CaptainCanoe December 21, 2017

Pretendigate

To investigate something while playing make believe.

(Thanks to my 2yr old for this lol)

Daddysaurus is hiding, where is he?
Ok let's go and Pretendigate.

by Daddysaurus1 February 14, 2020

Pretendsbian

A female that has good looking privilege & been a serial dater with many boyfriends and has a disenfranchised attitude toward American men thus dating a full blown lesbian in defiance of her contempt for American men.

That girl looks a like a model holding hands with a butch lesbian. That is because she is a pretendsbian.

by imgtrip or Gigs One January 26, 2021

pretential

(pre-10-shull) n. the potential to become pretntious

The lead singer of this band is not quite good enough to be pretentious, but he's got pretential.

by Damanda13 October 24, 2010

Pretendarista

Pretendarista (n) - A person who works in a cafe, knows the mechanics of making coffee, but is unable to make anything that tastes even remotely like coffee. Is able to txt while operating coffee machine.

That was the worst coffee I've ever had. The pretendarista behind the counter is obviously busy thinking about how many vodkas shes going to drink tonight before she falls down.

by A Sparky May 1, 2010