Sleeping premium

When 2 people sleep together who otherwise can't sleep that well.

Jake: Do you have sleeping premium?
Marry: No, but we can try it sometime.

by Imhimguys May 18, 2023

Premium Bondage

To have bondage involving dairy products.

I had premium bondage last night because i tied my girlfriend to my bed post and licked milk off of her breasts.

by Matt Timms & Josh Taylor September 28, 2006

James Boags Premium Lager

Undoubtedly the finest libation of the lager family of beers ever created by the hand of man (or possibly god, we're not sure.) Crafted in the lost wilds of mysterious Tasmania by a cloistered order of brewer monks whose vows of silence mean that only the distinguished few know of its existence.

NB: Not to be confused with Cascade premium, which was created as a distraction for the great unwashed masses.

Some bloody legend showed up with a slab of James Boags Premium Lager last night...then drank the lot, bastard.

by Beerman12345 August 3, 2011

premium white

Noun: A viscous whitish secretion of the male reproductive organ, known as semen. However, it is discribed as "premium" to denote that it is the first ejaculation in a long while. Implying that the semen has been stored away for someone, or something special.

"God damn! i'd wreck that chick, puncture holes and top her up with premium white"

by Otto McGuire July 30, 2006

Premium Wifi

Where you vomit and cum in a girl or guys arse to make premium wifi

Dude 1: Yo bro how was your date last night?
Dude 2: Awh it was sick as, I gave her the premium wifi!!
Dude 1: NICEEEE

by TickTockTicketyTock September 12, 2017

Barbz premium (yuri)

A fucking icon, mother of their 19k twitter oomfs and bipolar faggot. Their Instagram (@barbz.premium) consists of a healthy mix of confessions, reaction memes and barb propaganda!! Their twitter (@yurideluxe) is a cultural reset, the peak of human thinking and a goldmine for semi-illegal advice. You'll find fights, gay porn and pure honesty ONLY! 💯💯

Did you hear? Yuri is trending on twitter again. What a milf 😍
barbz premium (yuri) just got banned again lets cancel instagram
@yurideluxe just fought with beyoncè purr

by юрий 💦🧼 June 24, 2021

Premium Unleaded

Giving a girl 'Premium Unleaded' is when you are fucking a girl up her stupid ass, and you start pissing uncontrollably. USUALLY used as a method of revenge, e.g. during breakup sex

-While we were fucking for the last time, I made sure to give that cunt some Premium Unleaded.
-She squeal like the little bitch she is?
You fucking know it, revenge is the shit man.

by TupaC FoR pREs April 13, 2004