The Preems

A good strain of pot that is skunky, tastes good, and gets you higher than most other strains.

Example 1: I just grabbed..it's the preems!

Example 2: You gots..oh yeah..the preems!

by Northern Lights April 17, 2005

Preemptive Sex

Preemptive sex is the act of having sex with someone before they realize they want to have sex with you. Its something that you do to someone, similar to "SUPRISE BUTTSECKS." This is a broader defintion that encompasses both anal intercourse and vaginal intercourse. This is NOT considered rape, as the person will eventually consent, just not before you have sex with them.

"Dude im totally gonna have preemptive sex with Jane tonight, she'll want it next week im sure.

by JIMYBUFFT September 15, 2009

Preemo

A nickname for the hip hop producer: "DJ Premier"

"Damn son, u heard Preemo on dis new Evidence track??"

by supwitchamoms September 22, 2011

peemergency

noun.

To have a strong desire to urinate while lacking the proper setting in which to relieve yourself.

To want to pee but not have a bathroom around. Sometimes accompanied by a pee pee dance and your friends talking about Niagara Falls and water related topics.

Guy in back seat of car: Dude seriously, my teeth are floating i've got to piss like a racehorse! Pull over or I'm going to whiz (akawizz) myself in the back of your ride and give your upholstery a golden shower. I've got a serious peemergency!

Driver: Sorry bro, we don't have a planned bathroom break for exactly 68 minutes. There are some bottles back there so make a urine bomb. I can't stop I've got to make highway time to our destination.

by danhimes.com January 16, 2008

preenager

The time of life when a person spends more than two hours "preening" at the mirror to get ready to leave the house. Preenage usually starts about age 12 for girls and 16 in boys, when they discover "the opposite sex" and want to be attractive.

I have give my daughter at least two hours notice before we're supposed to leave the house, because she's a preenager and takes forever in the bathroom getting ready.

by Black@Heart November 16, 2010

PREAM

Or P.R.E.A.M., Pizza rules everything around me.

I haven't had a slice in days. Roni's for life. Pream!

by GothBB May 30, 2017

Peemium Quality Beer

Beer that tastes yuck !!!!!

Person 1: This new pub down the street sucks.I paid 10 bucks to taste rat-pee in my beer

Person 2: Now thats what you call "Peemium Quality Beer"... LOL

by Sins Helixia January 12, 2011