Side Prayer

The act of fisting a person by putting your hands together as in praying and inserting them in to an other person vagina or rectum

Juan: Hey did you fist that bitch?
Thomas: hell yeah i made her a nice side prayer
Juan: Nice Job!

by PapaFritaBoy April 1, 2011

thoughts and prayers

The appropriate statement by which a reference to a mass shooting must be concluded as written in the holy guidebook Guns & Ammo and endorsed by the great and divine church of the NRA.

This statement may be substituted for action and its utterance is believed by scientists to create new quantum realities in which that action was taken.

Failure to utter thoughts and prayers after referencing a shooting may result in sensible gun control legislation and/or improvements to American mental health care systems.

"Did you hear? Some kids got shot at school today! Thoughts and prayers!"
"Oh my - that person is shooting up a concert! Thoughts and prayers!"

by fire breathing sarcasm June 7, 2018

prayergasm

A combination of the action of praying and the noises generally associated with an orgasm. Commonly used in the Christian faith.

Mom: "Yes Jesus! Jesus, Jesus, Jesuusssss." deep orgasmic sigh

Paul: Dude, my mom is totally having a prayer orgasm.

Bree: It's a prayergasm!

by Paul Zepeda February 10, 2008

Thoughts and Prayers

Basically the kind way of saying "I don't give a flying fuck"

Random tragedy happens

Random Guy: "Thoughts and Prayers for so-and-so."
Same Random Guy: "Eh, what was it about? Nah, who cares?"

by Weaponized Dank Ootism October 11, 2020

PragerU

A right-wing "university" that shoves conservative bullshit down people thoughts because universities apparently brainwash people with left-wing propaganda which isn't true. They say bullshit things like climate change is a hoax, being LGBT is bad and that Nazis weren't that bad.

Don't watch PragerU, watch ProletarianU!

by Supreme Leader of Fucking January 5, 2021

Prayer Force One

The name of the pope's private jet

The pope flew aboard Prayer Force One from Italy to Poland

by The Ramones Suck August 31, 2009

prayer flossin

The act of praying or doing some other religious activity so public that the prayer flosser is attempting to make themselves look "holy". It's often done on Facebook by people who are religious, usually by Christians but can also be done by Muslims or any other follower of a religion.

Trish thinks she's so holy but all she's doing is prayer flossin'!

by wurdzwurthyo August 14, 2014