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porching

noun, verb, adjective; engaging in a sexual act on a porch, patio, deck, or any outdoor unenclosed public structure.
"I love porching fresh meat!"

"Lord Savage is totally outside porching some ugly chick."

"Hey whats that thumping noise coming from outside? Oh thats just some people porching."
by freshporch06 September 5, 2006
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porching

Verb. The act of taking unwanted items (ie, those found at curbside trash receptacles, large objects from spring cleaning) and placing them on the porch of unwitting occupants.
"Let's go porching with this broken toilet and Old Navy mannequin."
by Porching Creator October 31, 2013
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Pencil Poaching

Scouring the halls after school to find pencils people have dropped on the ground.
Dude you want to come lift weights with us? Sure but I gotta finish my pencil poaching in second hall first!
by Tonelico-Undress April 2, 2011
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prouching

That fucker is going around prouching people in the balls. He'll come up to you, crouch and punch you in the balls.
by Nef Del May 9, 2006
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Poaching

Sex with animals.

ALSO SEE: Beastiality
Examples of poaching:

1. Fingering a trout
2. Banging a sheep
3. Masturbating a wilderbeast
4. Giving "it" to a canary
5. Ass humping a donkey

Poaching used in a sentence:

He's really poaching that tiger hard!
by remco April 16, 2006
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Porching

Porch-ing; pohrch-uhing

-noun, verb

The act of trespassing onto someone else's property, making yourself comfortable on their porch, patio or deck and chilling for as long as the situation allows--preferably with an alcoholic beverage in hand, whilst devising a master plan for your next target, and capturing the moment in time.

Variations of porching include, but are not limited to:

Engaging in a daring or sexual act on a porch, patio or deck, or any outdoor structure that belongs to an utter and complete stranger.
Andy: What's the crack for tonight Kenny, wanna go Planking?
Kenny: We're going porching bruvva, that shit's way baller than planking
by Kenny 'Austin' Powers August 1, 2011
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Oyster Poaching

To sop up one's own gift of a pearl necklace. Shake and repeat.
Moz was so jazzed up in the hot tub, he decided to start Oyster Poaching himself.
by Pumpkinhead Jay January 6, 2007
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