noun, verb, adjective; engaging in a sexual act on a porch, patio, deck, or any outdoor unenclosed public structure.
"I love porching fresh meat!"
"Lord Savage is totally outside porching some ugly chick."
"Hey whats that thumping noise coming from outside? Oh thats just some people porching."
"Lord Savage is totally outside porching some ugly chick."
"Hey whats that thumping noise coming from outside? Oh thats just some people porching."
by freshporch06 September 5, 2006
Get the porching mug.Verb. The act of taking unwanted items (ie, those found at curbside trash receptacles, large objects from spring cleaning) and placing them on the porch of unwitting occupants.
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Dude you want to come lift weights with us? Sure but I gotta finish my pencil poaching in second hall first!
by Tonelico-Undress April 2, 2011
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by Nef Del May 9, 2006
Get the prouching mug.Examples of poaching:
1. Fingering a trout
2. Banging a sheep
3. Masturbating a wilderbeast
4. Giving "it" to a canary
5. Ass humping a donkey
Poaching used in a sentence:
He's really poaching that tiger hard!
1. Fingering a trout
2. Banging a sheep
3. Masturbating a wilderbeast
4. Giving "it" to a canary
5. Ass humping a donkey
Poaching used in a sentence:
He's really poaching that tiger hard!
by remco April 16, 2006
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-noun, verb
The act of trespassing onto someone else's property, making yourself comfortable on their porch, patio or deck and chilling for as long as the situation allows--preferably with an alcoholic beverage in hand, whilst devising a master plan for your next target, and capturing the moment in time.
Variations of porching include, but are not limited to:
Engaging in a daring or sexual act on a porch, patio or deck, or any outdoor structure that belongs to an utter and complete stranger.
-noun, verb
The act of trespassing onto someone else's property, making yourself comfortable on their porch, patio or deck and chilling for as long as the situation allows--preferably with an alcoholic beverage in hand, whilst devising a master plan for your next target, and capturing the moment in time.
Variations of porching include, but are not limited to:
Engaging in a daring or sexual act on a porch, patio or deck, or any outdoor structure that belongs to an utter and complete stranger.
Andy: What's the crack for tonight Kenny, wanna go Planking?
Kenny: We're going porching bruvva, that shit's way baller than planking
Kenny: We're going porching bruvva, that shit's way baller than planking
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