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cunt potatoe 

A darkly colored fat and scratchy VAGINA!!!!
homer simpsons lips and surrounding beard.

"Damn, that bitch is such a cunt potatoe!"

"Damn bitch! yo pussy look like a mutha fuckin potatoe!"
cunt potatoe by Ashkatekim April 4, 2009

dusty potatoe 

A old mans genatalia
Man,that old man had a Dusty potatoe
dusty potatoe by JJJJbear June 26, 2016

tuna potatoe 

In the MMORPG Runescape, it is a members only food created via the cooking skill with a minimum level of 68.

The requred ingredients to create the Tuna Potatoe are:
-a Potatoe (can be baked as well)
-a bucket of milk (or pot of cream/Pat of butter)
-a tuna (can be raw)
-and sweetcorn (can be cooked Sweetcorn).

The process for creating the Tuna Potatoe upon gathering all of the listed Ingredients goes as follows:
1. (if you have the baked potatoe skip this step.) cook the raw potatoe on a range, granting you 15 cooking experience, and providing you with a baked potatoe.
2. (if you have "pat of butter" skip this step.) using the milk or cream, churn the milk/pot of cream into a pat of butter. (this grants you 40.5 cooking experience, or 20 experience if using the cream.)
3. Use the butter on the potatoe to make the baked potatoe. (Granting you 40 experience in cooking.)
4. (if you have a cooked tuna, skip this step.) Cook the raw tuna on a fire, or a range in order to have a cooked tuna, or just "Tuna." (succesfully cooking this will grant you 100 experience.)
5. (if you have Cooked sweetcorn, skip this step.) Cook an ear of sweetcorn on a range to make cooked sweetcorn (grants 104 experience).
6. using a knife, use a bowl or the knife on the cooked tuna to produce a bowl of chopped tuna.
7. Use the bowl of tuna on the sweetcorn, resulting in a bowl of tuna and corn.
8. Use the tuna and corn topping on the potato with butter to make a tuna potato .
I needed some food to Train My defense, I think i will get some tuna potatoe's.
tuna potatoe by Syrup11 June 13, 2017

Mash potatoe 

When a man penis is not getting firm and he is trying every which way to over come his softness of the penis.
I can't believe he had nerves to talk all this sex talk on what he was going to do in bed with me, but he was mash potatoe, cover his face in shame.
Mash potatoe by Soft dick May 29, 2019

Steaming hot potatoe 

2 guys stand naked back to back, interlocking at the elbows. 1 guy then bends forward at the waist 90 degrees lifting the other guy onto his back. The girl then gets on her knees and licks both arse holes at the same time whilst tugging off both guys. The tugging action is the same as that in the "hot potatoe hot potatoe" song.
I was having a back to back tussle with my friend when a girl walked and said "I'm hungry, i sure could go for a steaming hot potatoe"

Angry Potatoe 

To try and launch your penis in a pink socked butt hole
I'm going to give your mom an angry potatoe after breakfast.