poser

1.) Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Avril Lavigne and their fans.
2.) To pose and pretend you're not a conformist or a prep when you are.

Oh my God, you conform to everything you're being told to do when you don't think that's what you do! What a poser!

by Super Tips March 26, 2023

Frog Poster

Someone who posts pictures of Pepe the Frog on an image-board website.

Fuck off, frog poster.

by ;'./]-+\| October 1, 2020

Poser Wall

The Wall in Stores like Hot Topic that displays band T-Shirts, where posers will stare , reading random band names outloud in a poor attempt to seem Music Savvy.

Poser: "hmm They have The Misfits cool!! ohh i really like....*squints* Joy Division? *looks around store nodding head* (Quietly searches for a safe Fall Out Boy T-Shirt on the Poser Wall)"

by TEAM CHICKLET November 21, 2007

gimmick poster

A member of a forum or news group who takes on some personality in the form of something familiar or comical.

A gimmick poster typically will not reveal personal details about their selves or opinions unless it matches the persona they have created or are borrowing from.

Note: Most Gimmick Posters are multis. typically they are well known regular members of the forum or newsgroup.

You know that HomerSimpson is actually JohnDoe123 dont you? yeah, he's just another multi. JohnDoe123 is always makeing up new Gimmick Posters.

by Sykko December 29, 2008

load bearing poster

Something that seems trivial or unrelated to a larger thing, until you try to remove it. From a Simpsons episode where Rod (or Todd) tries to remove a Krusty the Clown poster from his wall, only to watch the wall start to crumble apart

Bart said to Rod "Careful... That's a load bearing poster."

by Just another coffee addict May 8, 2016

Insane Brown Posse

A group of aging encopretic rappers who rap 1950s Frank Sinatra and Peggy Lee hits as a form of geriatric empowerment while openly shitting themselves at the mike.

Insane Brown Posse is seriously dope, they are the ultimate mouthpiece of octogenarians and nonagenarians everywhere!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2020

Phantom Pisser

Not to be confused with phantom shitter, the phantom pisser involves an individual with a full bladder walking into a public bathroom, switching off the lights, storming the first stall with a person in it by kicking down the door, and then unloading a warm spray of urine on the unlucky stall-goer. The pisser then sprints out of the restroom as fast as humanly possible without revealing their identity, thus becoming the phantom pisser.

-"Dude did you hear someone stormed into the girls bathroom and pissed on Emily?"

- " Yeah who did it?"

- " I don't know. They're just calling him the Phantom Pisser."

by Thent Vandercamp September 8, 2010