portugese taco

When a man defecates into the waiting vagina of his female lover, and then proceeds to give her cunnilingus, enjoying his own product as well.

"Hey man! I had a Portugese taco last night!"
"Really? Susie let you?"

by Nicholas Womp July 3, 2007

Pocture

A girl wants to send pussy pics but sends pictures of actual cats instead

I think I just got poctured.

by Bullier November 5, 2018

portugese pin-down

the act of taking off someone's glasses while they're asleep, pooping across the bridge of the nose and pushing the glasses down until they're stuck to the face of the person sleeping.

last night Dru fell asleep geared up with his glasses on so i decided to portugese pin-down him since he waffle pressed my computer

by y'allz daddy June 11, 2010

Portugese Whorehouse

A term for a field of sheep or cows that is assumed to be used regularly for sexual satisfaction by the locals. Originated in California where many farms are owned or worked by portugese families. Sheep are often also called portugese hookers.

Look at all those sheep. Its a regular portugese whorehouse. I wonder if they tag the ones that kick...

by BigAll April 7, 2011

posture

sexyness of a person

Dam girl you taking all those drugs and u still keeping your posture

by Gleb Dmitriyenko March 20, 2010

portugese breakfast

when you cook an omelet your partners forehead, and ejaculate. also known as skeet skeet.

I gave sally a portugese breakfast and it was delicious.

by Mike from spring valley highlv January 17, 2009

portugee

Better than a Niedringhaus (however, almost anything is better than a Niedringhaus).

"I wish I was a Portugee, but I am stuck being a stupid Niedringhaus. Damn, where's my granola?"

by Lee Jesse May 16, 2008