Porch Monkey

Folks who enjoy drinking and socializing with others on their porch, often spending many hours doing this.

That house is filled with a bunch of partying porch monkeys.

by SnottyIrishman August 28, 2005

porch monkey

A racial slur nobody knew about until they watched Clerks 2 and now they say it like they started it.

Person 1: "Hey porch monkey get off my lawn!"

Person 2: "Say what?"

Person 1: "Haven't you seen Clerks 2?"

Person 2: "Man, go back inside, low life."

by Junk28 October 1, 2007

porch monkey

a negro that sits on the "porch" on the back of a bus

god dammet jimal such a porch monkey, he took my set on the transit bus

by eric shen May 6, 2006

porch monkey

A term exploited in a Kevin Smith movie. Currently being defined by morons who saw the movie and now think their the only ones who know it.

Example: A porch monkey is a word used to describe an African American or person of high pigment descent who sits on their porch and.. ah heck I don't know what it means but I saw this movie, it kicks ass.

by wolverine_hair September 7, 2008

Porch Monkey

a term for a lazy black person who sits on their porch all day and sniffs their fingers, eat fried chicken and watermelon while the rest of the porch monkeys are out in the field picking the cotton.

That Porch monkey smells like a crackhouse.

by niggerlover125 September 1, 2018

Porch monkey

A nigger that sits on the porch that's not productive. (A lazy nigger)

Hey porch monkey, get down from there and pick my cotton or I'll call up the klansmen and we'll give ya 50 lashes.

by Rigurousally September 13, 2017

porch monkey

Anyone who is chased out of their own home due to extreme heat & lack of A.C. who sits out on the porch enjoying a beverage & shooting the breeze.

Me & Rich were hanging on the porch livin' large and feelin' groovy.

by Tina Marie August 3, 2005