Messy Popeye

Noun.

A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.

Greg: "Dude, how was the date with Steffany last night?"
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."

by ThePeoplesIdiot December 29, 2009

Drunkin Popeye

When a man penatrates a woman so hard and so fast in sexual intercourse that she cant help herself to sound like Popeye the Sailor, "ah ga ga ga ga ga"

Dude! I made megan the drunkin popeye last night, she loves it hard and fast!

by Malibu Mayberry May 24, 2011

Popeye Cleavage

(n) When a woman places her arm in the Popeye position to hold up her breasts whilst taking photos.

"You can tell that chick has small tits due to her Popeye Cleavage."

by BarefootedBaroness October 19, 2011

popeye punch

the concept of getting SO frustrated with this life, one would spin their arm around and around like a windmill, and let loose a punch at the desired 'brick wall', that would possess enough 'wake-up' power to knock the world off its' axis. -as seen in the ancient popeye cartoons

john kept thinking of giving his boss a popeye punch

that fucking lemon transport needs a popeye punch

i'd popeye punch that pumped up chump!

samir wanted to popeye punch those bastard club bouncers!

by michael foolsley July 10, 2010

dirty popeye

the use of the rectum/anus as the chamber of a bong, wherein the practitioner looses control and ass-blasts "bong" water into the face of the recipient...specifically the eye...

The two girls were doing bong rips out of each other's asses and Hiroku couldn't hold it any longer and gave Suki a dirty popeye...they fell over, giggling, and then had a pillow fight...

by The Opster April 1, 2010

Popeye's biscuit

Dry; Sore; Thirsty (throat)

e.g. My throat feels Popeye's biscuity recently and I kept coughing

by Fluffy v.2 May 4, 2018

Pittsburgh Popeye

A sexual act between two loving and consenting adults. The foreplay involves copious amounts of olive oil and a Nuru massage. The gentleman then finishes in a fresh can of spinach being used as a fleshlight while the partner keeps saying "oh Bluto".

I don't mean to brag, but last night my girl and I did the Pittsburgh Popeye for the first time.

by M. Hawke April 10, 2023