poosterini

The word was first coined in the infamous 1968 film "Danny and the Postmaster". Often associated with homosexuality although equally applicable to heterosexuality, a poosterini is a rarely washed penis encrusted in feces. According to the movie, the creation of a poosterini requires complete neglect of hygiene towards the penis for a period of at least three weeks combined with consistent anal sex.

Pronounced: Poo-stir-e-knee

From "Danny and the Postmaster": "Danny, are you familiar with the term, poosterini?"

by HarryHaller June 21, 2009

poontastrophy

The act of failing in the search for a suitable poon and ending up with a undergroomed disgrace of a poon

i had a major poontastrophy last night with an old lady and her cat

by the poon tits December 14, 2010

poopsterbaiting

Jacking off while taking a shit.

Jim: Man, I'm just so busy I had to try poopsterbaiting during my lunch break.

by CharlieTheDrunkGuineaPig December 11, 2015

poomister

poomister is a name we call eachother when we are taking a poop in the sink and we clap our hands
HARVEY HARVEY BONER HARVEY HARVEY BONER

HARVEY HARVEY BONER HARVEY HAREVY BONER POOMISTER

by jacisgayandjakeisacoolman August 1, 2019

Man-boost your pooster

When two truck driver fist each other at a truck stop

Hey Dustin! Pull over at a rest stop so I can man-boost your pooster.

by Poosterbooster June 9, 2017

Pooster

A person who regularly posts crap (poo) on forums

I knew Jack was truly a pooster when I saw his latest poost on our forum.

by Squidburger October 27, 2008

poonster

see friendster.

I met her on poonster, er, friendster.

by Chewbacca December 10, 2003