Poot

An exclamation, usually said when things do not go the speaker's way.
Variation: pooty

"Well poot! I really wanted to go there today, but it's closed..."

by Tatari June 10, 2003

Poot

Swear word used by Agnus Nitt of the Discworld books.

oh poot i have no idea what to do.

by Semajal June 11, 2003

poot

Weed that has already been used in a vaporizer such as a volcano

We hit the vape then emptied out the poot into Le Poot Cup.

by ducksleeping January 26, 2009

poot

the person formerly known as the rook/kardiac kid/the phantom.

my name is poot.-as said by poot

by isaac December 14, 2004

poot

A person who looks like a potato/thumb/toe

you are a poot.

by CF/JTF June 2, 2016

Poot

To take a dump or shit

Dude Ill be right back i need to take a major poot.

by Mike June 26, 2003

poot

The lump looking area under an obeise persons belt area.

"Man that guy has a poot under his belt!"

by eatinbrisketsisasport April 11, 2006