Poisson Vaccination

When the waiting times proposed by profit-driven pharmaceutical companies and oft-morally bankrupt politicians for someone to receive their subsequent jabs in the aftermath of more infectious or transmissible corona variants seem to follow a Poisson distribution—the waiting time between two adjacent jabs gets shorter for subsequent booster shots.

Governments and drugs companies in the developed world couldn’t care less of short- and long-term side effects as a result of the Poisson vaccination of their citizens to “protect” them against the corona variants.

by Covido December 28, 2021

pookster

something very cute, funny, or a friend.

“hey pookster! How are you?”

“i’m good!”

by thepooksterpookie March 3, 2023

poonspiration

vaginal excretion when aroused.

The poonspiration accumulated on the outer edges of her labia as she got more aroused.

by Pat November 19, 2003

poobs

The hair that grows around the anus.

Fuck! I got shit in my poobs!

by Harry Shwab March 6, 2004

poonstache

What is left on one's upper lip after performing successful oral sex on a female. Much like a milk mustache.

After I went down on Donna, I had a huge poonstache.

by Jamed January 11, 2009

poonsqueak

the art of letting out an unsually high pitched queef, usually done by graysons mom.

dude you can poonsqueak almost as good as mrs. Grant!

by jerreal February 10, 2007

Poohsagna

To make repeated bowel movements in the same bowl without flushing; separating each movement with a layer of toilet paper. Can be made solo over a period of days or with friends (minute or fresh poohsagna).

I came home and found the fellas had made me a fresh bowl of poohsagna

by The Real Slappy White February 6, 2009