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Poopclock

One's normal schedule for bowel movements, often conveniently aligning with other bathroom related activities, and allowing one to poop at home in a comfortable setting, rather the office, or at a restaurant during lunchtime. For example, one might have their poopclock set to the early morning, so that they can poop, and then thoroughly clean themselves in the shower.
ex: I had Taco Bell for lunch, now my poopclock is all messed up and I have to crap in my disgusting office toilet with the ratty toilet paper.
by Some Bored Guy at Work November 14, 2010
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Dumb Dumb Doo Doo Head Pooplicker

the absolute worst thing you can ever call anybody in a 3rd grade playground and only use it in very very very dire situation's
by frsfps October 4, 2019
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poopsock

A sock which has either come in contact with human feces, or has been loaded with human feces. Once the sock has been prepared with the aforementioned feces, it shall be used to terrorize others.
He was being rather disagreeable, so I made a poopsock and beat him in the face with it until he vomited from the smell of feces.
by Harold Wang March 30, 2009
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pooplongstocking

hi missis pooplongstockings
by poop February 9, 2004
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Poopsock

A sock that a person with a mental disorder uses to store their feces in, presumably to prevent acquisition of the feces by another party, which will presumably use it to effect some negative result on the poopsock.
Please don't eat that for it is MY poopsock.
by niveK May 10, 2005
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poopsockin' it

When you sit for so long in front of a computer or video game, you just poop down your pants leg and it runs into your sock.
Kim: Hey, I tried texting you like five times and you wouldn't reply!
Juger: That's cuz I was on Myspace, poopsockin' it.
by Kim T. March 13, 2008
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Poopsocks

100% teh funny. orignaly found in roflcopter. Common WoW name.
Teh Poopsocks omg roflcopter OMGWTFBBQ!!11eleventy
by Juggacooey December 1, 2004
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