Poopetrator

After being hit from fecal fallout upon entering a shared bathroom (usually at work), the person/people you suspect that are dropping miasmic mud missiles and proboscis poopy-traps, rendering the bathroom the likes of a war-torn region. The poopetrator(s) are typically, but not limited to, males ages 30-60 who have recently gained excessive mass, had a recent change to gait, and/or are slender kombucha and tea drinkers.

Me, returning from the bathroom and warning a colleague, “CODE BROWN! The bathroom has been annihilated!”

Colleague, “Seriously! Who would’ve done that?”

Me, “I believe it to be the usual poopetrator(s).

by Walt Shitman May 2, 2022

Poppletons Law

Poppletons Law - An often used employment caveat in which fuckwits of no education, qualifications, experience or knowledge find themselves in high job positions basically because their face fits.

Poppletons Law “ how the fuck did that idiot go from floor cleaner to director in two years?”
“ Nice tits so they used Poppletons Law”

by JonnyBatman May 24, 2023

russian poolett

The act of carefully controlling a fart when you know there could be some shitty "pant dribble" should you let it go full pelt.

Phew, that was close, playing Russian Poolett and managed not to shit myself again.

by 2ace September 19, 2017

Party Poopet

Someone who controls a party and what everyone does like a puppet, while also ruining the party in its entirety. This also makes them a party pooper and when put together makes them a party poopet.

Come on Shalisa don’t be such a party poopet! That makes you a bitch!

by yxXJakeXxy June 13, 2019

pooplear fusion

a reaction in which the smell from two or more individuals flatulating in the same area fuse to create a smell so terrible there are no words to descibe it except "pooplear fusion". pronounced poop-lee-ar fusion.

Jeremy and Andy farted at the same time and cleared the room. They have created pooplear fusion.

by Jteremy March 12, 2008

poople

1.A person made of poop
2. A number #2
3.A person who acts like poop

You're a poople !!

by poople.com February 6, 2017

Poppleton

A 'Poppleton’ is when someone, no matter how cool or sophisticated they are, always manages to do something outrageous and/ or stupid. They are regularly seen with a guitar, bottle of coke and a mars bar in hand and regularly sleep with rotters.

"oh no, look at that rotter he is going to bum, he had definately pulled a poppleton"

"Banned from the road for drunk driving? that is very poppleton"

by timio May 12, 2007