pompile

A really annoying and inappropriate co-worker who sneezes obnoxiously loud, abuses his keyboard with his fists of fury, likes the cold breeze of canned air through his long mane, demolishes binders with his well built body, likes to trip people with his pimp canes, and should be casted for the show INTERVENTION because of his gambling addition.

The pompile has been saying inappropriate things to me all day.

by emiliec March 28, 2008

poopies

A name that you give to puppies that crap all over the house no matter how hard you try to housebreak them.

I rescued two little poopies from the animal shelter. My carpets will never be the same....

by Hackermom July 21, 2008

Poopid

The cupid of poop. When he hits you with his arrow, you suddenly get the urge to poop. He is the explanation for those surprise, emergency poops that tend to creep up on you at the most inconvenient of moments.

"Hey, man, what's wrong with you?"
"I think I just got hit by Poopid's arrow! I gotta take a shit—now!"

by Zach's wife May 19, 2013

poopies

(1) Used as a substitute for 'shit' or 'crap' to express dismay.
(2) Fecal matter.

"Oh poopies, I just blew up your parents' house."
"brb, I have to make poopies."

by KaiserMonkey August 17, 2003

Poopietown

-noun

1. Home of all things poopy.
2. Toilet.

College student #1: Bro, I'm sad.
College student #2: I know what will cheer you up, dude.
College student #1: What's that, bro?
College student #2: Visit Poopietown!
College student #1: YEAH BRO!

by Mayor of Poopietown December 1, 2010

invisible poopie poop

after sitting on the toilet and having a nice bowel movement
you get up to flush and see that nothing is in the toilet!!
you have just made an invisible poopie poop !!!!

did you just fart ??? i see poop dust !! no i just did
an invisible poopie poop

by NightWolf777 June 7, 2007

poopies

expresses sadness and distraught

my cat died, poopies

by Anonymous January 2, 2003