poop dick

when you have shit smeared all over ur cock after a long session of hott butt-sex.

1. your mom gave me the worst poop dick i have ever had.
2. awwwww fuck, i got poop dick because of your dad.
3. that hobo gave me mad ass poop dick.

by richard gailey December 28, 2005

poop dick

A large penile shaft submerged in the anal crevise, wich then leads to fecal matter on the presently erectile man beef.

Richerd Simmons

by Rashiem Mohomid Abdul Jabar Smith July 7, 2003

Poopdeck

A part of a boat, but most people misunderstand it and think that it is where poop is on a deck.

John: Captain said to get to the poopdeck ASAP!

Childish Man: Haha he said poop!

by Manuelr11 December 2, 2013

Poop Dick

To receive feces on ones penis.

Bitch didn't wipe good, gave me poop dick!

by Paddy O' September 28, 2008

Johnny poopdicking

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.

(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.

by Japes5787 June 4, 2014

poondicker

A small monkey like creature known for dry humping and blurting out racial slurs.

J.D. stop being such a poondicker.

by Johnny Freightliner May 6, 2005

Poopdeck Patty

The "Bottom" position for a Butt Pirate. The fem as opposed to butch.

The boy was nothing but a Poopdeck Patty to the rest of the guys at the leather bar. Arrrggg., there she blows!

by Big Taint Atl August 14, 2008