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dick poop

When poop comes out of your dick by mistake.
"Dude my seminal vesicle must have ruptured last night, I have hell of dick poop."
by Roger123978 February 20, 2009
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Cum dick poop

When you accidentally put a roll of toilet paper up your cum hold
by Coop poop March 3, 2021
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poopdick

having poop on the penis after anal sex
Without proper cleaning, a bout with someones anus can leave you with poopdick.
by mamamomash March 20, 2003
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poopdick

when your weiner gets all covered in poop. most likely from banging a drunk highschool girl in the ass.
dude, the other day i had a party at my house and we were drinkin a keg of Busch Light, then we all got real horny and decided it would be a good idea to go bang all the girls in the ass. Midway through this ass bangin my mom came home and caught me. I pulled my weiner out of the girls ass and said "awwwww mom, i got poopdick."
by spanky March 12, 2005
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poopdick

An insult used to describe a person who is being, or is in general, an asshole. It is used when calling said person a dick does not completely suit the shitiness of their actions.
Sam-"Hey look you dyed your hair blonde. Haha you look like Hitler."

Dana-"Stop being such a poopdick, Hitler doesn't even have blonde hair."
by ClayAiken July 20, 2012
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poopdick

1) the act of having poop all over one's member post anal intercourse

2) when something is described as being 'poopdick' it is a very bad situation (having poopdick is poopdick)
1) I pulled out to shoot my load and I had poopdick, gross!!

2) What do you mean you got a speeding ticket for going 26 in a 25 zone, man that's poopdick!
by My57Vettes September 26, 2005
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Johnny poopdicking

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.
(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.
by Japes5787 June 4, 2014
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