poonaner

Variation on the term "poon tang"

Courtney Love's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonaner to everybody!

by Mary July 22, 2004

Alien Poon

Some kind of sexual intercourse with someone who isn't from where you live.

Guy 1- Hey man, heard you got yourself some action while on your vacation!

Guy 2- Yeah, I got me some Alien Poon!

Guy 1- Wow, that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

by Superfly58 December 9, 2008

Poon Dodger

A male who is presented with the chance to get sexual intercourse with a woman but through nerves or stupidity misses out.

"Joe could have got laid last night when those girls stayed over but he was too busy boaking up from drinking too much, poon dodger."

"She clearly wanted to go back to yours so why did you tell her you were staying round mine you poon dodger?"

by Dan Rotten January 14, 2008

Poon Tang Magnet

Someone who falls under a constant barrage of vaginal offerings, a "magnet" to poon tang

"Im a poon tang magnet, and im magnetising you! These magnets are in my balls!" - Poon tang magnet - The Archives

by megatomm December 24, 2008

poon rocks

the result of a disgusting untaken care of vagina that forms crusty's inside and dispenses them randomly on innocent dudes dicks.

While Joe and Maria were fornicating, joe realized there were sharp crusty things flying out of her vagina in and onto his penis.

He than decided to take the crusty's to a lab and found out he got a wild case of "poon rocks"

by Flama blanca November 24, 2010

pooj majooj

the act of sliding a kitchen funnel into your partner’s anus and taking a freshly cooked & hot pot of curry and pouring it into the rectum funnel for prostate stimulation (if male) of anal pleasure (if female)

dude that pooj majooj she gave me last night was… HOT.

by chocolate queef burger August 19, 2023

pooj majooj

When a girl puts a funnel with a tube into a guys asshole and pours down a steaming hot pot of curry into his asshole

Bro she’s hit as fuck but you gotta survive the pooj majooj

OH GOD PLEASE STOP PLEASE STOP NEVERMIND DONT STOP KEEP GOING EUUHHHH

by Mr. Hallal August 19, 2023