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Pooning

The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.
You like big girls? Me too! Lets go pooning together!
by SamuelDexterity October 29, 2014
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Poontanga

A hybrid of the words "Poontang" and "Tapanga", Cory Matthews girlfriend from the 90's sitcom Boy Meets World
Damn, Mr. Feeny, Tapanga is a fucking babe, I'd love to see what her Poontanga looks like
-Cory Matthews
by Alex Southworth February 5, 2007
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pooni

a pooni is a caste from punjab india.. it is a jatt .. farmers from the desiest parts of india... not much of em around but there all pre chalaak.
oye pooni sahib... balaa chalaak na ban... apne larh naal mu saaf kar la...
by madjatt January 17, 2012
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Poonis

A Poonis happens when your taking a poo, and you have an erection at the same time. Note* This must also be a natural boner.(no porn allowed)
Oh boy, I feel a Poonis coming along!
by Bossplaya January 5, 2004
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Poontang

A juice made from the rare Poonberry tree.
Where did you find the Poonberrys for this Poontang?
by JGriz December 29, 2004
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Poontang Patrol

When a male is well-dressed, appearing to be on patrol for poontang.
Damn, look at him all dressed up with his chain and polo. Motherfucker's on poontang patrol.
by Handyman1989 November 20, 2009
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Pookita

A nick name for humans, usually female, that shows endearment towards them. Derived from spanish word"chika/chikita" meaning girl and "Pookies" which is a term for someone you find adorable.
Hola Pookita!
by nicknamelover October 21, 2010
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