Poophole

Similar to a loophole in a signed agreement, except the legal binding fixates on the defense, who is the recipient of the injunction that requires the alleged offender to bottom for the prosecution. If the motion is carried, the defense is legally obligated to provide analingus to the prosecution with the alternative being legal and financial penalization. Similar to a plea deal or a settlement, a poophole is designed with the intention of reducing the legal and/or financial burden imposed on the defense in the event of a victory for the prosecution. The poophole itself is a mysterious and mostly unknown legal strategy that can be employed against the defense if they're cute and promiscuous enough.

Joseph: So, how did your court case go down?
Uriel: Ah, it went better than I expected. I thought they'd try to incarcerate me but instead, I got let off with a Poophole clause.
Joseph: That's wassup

by Bigfinger4000 November 14, 2020

Poomhiran

Poomhiran is a cool guy, ome that used to look very tall but shrunk over time. People called Poomhiran are usually born in january and are overall very cool and fun people. He has amazing chad energy and people say that he's a great guy to vent to. But if you anger one, prepare yourself for the worst

Have you seen that Poomhiran?
Yeah, he's intimidating but amazing

by JW-chickin February 6, 2022

chapped poomper

Raw or chapped skin in the inner but crack from riding a bicycle for too long.

I rode my bike for so long my ass got chapped poomper and now it stings.

by eric1970 April 9, 2014

poophole

self expanatory

i liked her poophole and got shit in my mouth. i didnt mind though, cause it tasted like corn. i love corn.

by Some Guy February 24, 2003

poophole pwner

1. One who is notorious for extremely aggresive anal intrusions (e.g Porn Actor Max Hardcore )

2. A Gamer Fag (PC, or otherwise) who is so enthusiastic about gaming, that it is suspected that he/she is a flagrant homosexual who plays games only for the opportunity to frequently use sexual domination type references (e.g pwned, rapeage, Slut Bag etc.)

1. Holy shit! This is legal to film?! That guy's a poophole pwner!

2. Wow, that loser is still talking shit on CS. What is he? Some kind of poophole pwner?

by AngryCanadian October 30, 2006

poonphoon

Similar to a typhoon, except instead of strong winds..you are surrounded by poon

hey man last night was epic.it was a poonphoon fo sho

by 40cent_worthless August 30, 2009

Poompy

Unusually large amount of feces that one excretes. Usually has a sausage-like shape.

"Aw man, I just took tha biggest poompy in the bathroom, and it felt soooo good!"

by Dave Briain October 13, 2007