Pooformance Anxiety

Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.

I was at the game and I waited in line for a stall forever, but when I finally got in there I got pooformance anxiety and I couldn't poop.

by El Don Diguidi September 19, 2009

Poof

A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual originating from the sound of a homosexuals fart after anal sex.

*Poof*
"ooo, pardon me"

by .J.B. April 10, 2019

Poofer Valve

The anus hole

When you see someone lifting a heavy, you would say
Slang:
"dont blow ya poofer valve"
Translation:
"please do not prolapse your anus everywhere my friend"

by THE--ASSMAN January 19, 2012

pomofo

Same as Poor Mutha F-er

Sheee, look at dat pomofo!

by Patrick September 28, 2003

poofoot

verb: The act of getting poo on one's foot and then tracking it around the house.
noun: One who has poo on one's foot
adjective: One having poo on one's foot

verb: My damned cat poofooted my pillow this morning.
noun: You're a disgusting poofoot.
adjective: Your child is a poofooted little jerk.

by Emily bbbb123 March 20, 2008

cheerleader poof

When the front part of your hair is put on top of your head , with a elastic making it stick straight up.

"Nadia wore a cheerleader poof to prom because aunt Lucy made her"

by Judawgga April 1, 2017

pooface mcgee

A person who has eaten crap and still had crap on their face afterwards.

That guy is such a pooface mcgee, look at his shit mustache.

by Cr4zyBr4dy June 24, 2007