Tweaking bad, gaked out, drug psychosis induced by prolonged use of methamphetamine and sleep deprivation
Buddy did so much crystal methamphetamine that he pooking on a whole other level and was absolutely convinced that the goblins were get him
by @christianchur66 June 15, 2017
Part of the anus that cuts turds (Poo cutter) while performing number 2. Other wise known as the o-ring or balloon knot.
by shabogan January 03, 2012
by snowsh July 10, 2011
Vomiting and pooing at the same time, usually after hard nights of drinking in excess it may cause you to pook, the definition is a combination of pooing and puking at the same time. Also known as coming out of both ends.
by BeeR411 February 05, 2011
n. An error of common sense. When someone says something that is known by everyone around to be incorrect or uneducated. Refers to the person not the error
How do i know what temperature to cook this on? There are only numbers on the cooker.
They're gas marks you Pooke
They're gas marks you Pooke
by Tobs123 October 28, 2005
Inseparable best friends. These friends are closer then family. They sleep together, but they don't "sleep" together. They shower together, but they don't "shower" together. They love each other, but they're not "in love" with each other. The pooks comes in a package. They are known for always being together and commonly invited places as one. They're each other's aces'. They can boss each other around, but they never argue.
Pook 1: "Pooks, I love you!"
Pooks 2: "Pookerz, I love you too!!"
Pooks 1: "Pookuhduhbitch, wtf's your problem? You're fuckin stupid!"
Pooks 2: "Pookuhduhnug get up out my kool-aid"
Pooks 2: "Pookerz, I love you too!!"
Pooks 1: "Pookuhduhbitch, wtf's your problem? You're fuckin stupid!"
Pooks 2: "Pookuhduhnug get up out my kool-aid"
by Da Pooks July 23, 2010
Past tense of pooke: derived from poo and puke: when someone drops the kids off at the pool (but normally just in their pants) and throws up at the same time
by DKeibs July 04, 2005