cheesy poof

a ball of puffed cheese, like a cheeto.
Cartman loves his cheesy poofs and would do anything for them!

I want my Cheesy Poofs!!!-cartman

by suckafish March 14, 2004

poofed

To have left without warning; vanished.

Used mostly in an online context when a friend stops talking without using an away message. Derived from the typical magic act of the magician dissapearing in a poof of smoke.

I was talking to Aiden on AIM when he just poofed for 20 minutes.

by pr0digy December 5, 2004

poofetti

Poo that contains bits of undigested, colorful food, i.e. corn, peas, etc. -- thereby creating a look similar to confetti.

I looked in the toilet after eating Chinese food and all I saw was poofetti.

by BethT December 10, 2007

Poody stain

Poody stain is referred to a little brown poop stain on a object of clothing. It is almost like race tracks on underwear but it the more water based and translucent

Haleigh tried to was out the brown poody stain from her revealing v neck t-shirt.

by asian persuesion February 2, 2010

poof pussy

When a women comes to your house, has sex with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you cum. No cuddling, no talking, no nothing. This leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed to yourself.

My friend Joey B really loves poof pussy and the rust trombone.

by bathroom bobby February 3, 2010

Poofbot

A Scottish or Australian term for a Gay sex Android.

Australian; "Jack , shine that Poofbot up and get him ready for a pumping Mate."
Scottish ; " Dougal, lube the Poofbot up for a shagging".

by Pootdaggy September 2, 2017

poofinger sushi

Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.

Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.

by shadoinkin June 20, 2018