poollaxin'

the act of chilling and/or relaxing, poolside

Memorial Day weekend and I was just poollaxin' and watermellin'.

by jvcwut November 24, 2011

poobar

Cheap pot that's got all kinds of chems and plastics in it to bulk it out

Jay: Hey man just got some pot on the cheap, doesn't seem right...
Jimmy: Probably poobar man, next time score some green.

by T@richards October 20, 2011

Pooplanking

(V.) The act of removing the back of the toilet and releasing their bowels in the reservoir. Done mostly as a prank or revenge. The aim is to create a terrible smell. Clean or not the bathroom will remain un aired out with a bouquet of feces.

Handyman: You got pooplanked
Lonnie: It's been 3 days and it still smells like doo doo in here.
Handyman: Somebody pooped in the back of your crapper.
Lonnie: Someone doo doo'd in the back?
Handyman: It's called pooplanking.

by Drinkyt August 21, 2013

pooplash

An event during a bowel movement where the fecal matter strikes the water with such force that it rebounds onto the bum and/or underside of the seat. Especially likely during diarrhea.

"Oh man, I had to poop so bad that I gave myself pooplash!"

by M.D. Iarrhea February 17, 2015

Pooba

a godly rare sex toy that is used in the creation of holy water

john fucked the pooba sphere and his dick fell off then he died a quick painful death

by bonar78 December 5, 2020

poolally

The slow dawning realisation that 'sonder' is not a real word.

She was hit by a wave of rage-filled poolally.

by AntiElvis February 7, 2022

Problas

Doing a problas.
Mass pinging large amounts of people in discord.

Person 1: @everyone
Peroen 2: he did a problas

by Problas May 20, 2022