Pontiac

THE most effective torque monsters ever produced, a brand that at one point in time dominated both NASCAR and the NHRA. Manufacturers of some of the sexiest cars ever created and crushed by general motors executive management and the federal government's non driving car czars. Only if there were more men like John Delorean, Jim Wangers, and Pete Estes who decided it was easier to ask forgiveness than permission and snuck the GTO out the back door.

Man 1 "What does the front of a Pontiac look like?"
Man 2 "I don't know I've only ever seen the tail lights."

Moron "Hey you know what Pontiac stands for?"
Intelligent Person "Please only nice tits in and around car."

by The General Sterling Price April 19, 2011

PONTIAC

P=Poor
O=Old
N=Nigger
T=Thinks
I=Its
A=A
C=Cadilac

Poor old nigger thinks its a cadilac.

The Poor old man thought the pontiac was a Cadilac.

by HELLS AS5ASSIN6 March 4, 2009

pontiac

'Poor ol guinea wishes he could afford a car'

Hey, look at that kids..The guy who couldnt even afford a 1974 used gremlin was found on urban dictionary putting down pontiacs, even though he could never afford to buy or drive one. HA

No wonder youre out of work and have no money, you must spend all your free time on urban dictionary hating.

by rca3 September 24, 2006

Ponsard

Verb: To drink of the yummy Champagne after the death of a loved one whose tongue you have kept.

Refers to Veuve Clicquot-Ponsardin, a large Champagne house located in Reims, France.

Shall we ponsard now?
Yes.
*stirs champagne with tongue*

by eniran July 16, 2008

pontiac

p- poor
o- old
n- nigger
t- thinks
i- it's
a - a
c- caddilac

man that nigga thinks that crappy pontiac is a nice caddy

by ginsy May 5, 2008

Pwntsauce

When somone gets Pwned so hard Owned Very Hard they turn into sauce.

Dude i was playing Rainbow six vegas and i had my shotgun out and i completly Pwntsauced this nub!

by Cyrus Elmtalab January 24, 2008

PontTard

A retarded person from Pontefract. Usually didnt make GCSE level due to been partially inbred/too much of a general gobshite to learn anything useful in life. Generally has dumb opinions and rates success as to how much the fellow retard army backs them in likes.

Lynzi is a successful PontTard she works enough part time to pay her rent top up and feed her kids fast food. Lynzi has an iPhone 8 with 32GB of data so she can make five word mis-spelled comments on Facebook. In the hierachy of PontTard's Lynzi has 'made it' & is 'living the der-eam'

by purpleakismishapedpipe May 6, 2019