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Swish Pants

A style of pants, typically worn by school kids, gym rats and street people, that make a swishing sound as you walk.
Mike wasn't allowed to enter the bar because he was wearing swish pants.
by Willy Pom June 11, 2008
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pants on head retarded

A state of retardedness where the subject is under such delusions that an action like wearing their pants on their own head seems like a rational thing to do.
Medical Chief: What can you tell me about the patient?

Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.

Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?

Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.

Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.

Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?

Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.
by IamKenny April 14, 2010
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Pants on the Ground

An American idol audition by 62 year old Larry Platt in which he is informing children that they look like "foos" with their pants on the ground. The first internet sensation of 2010
Lookin like a foo with yo pants on the ground
by Pants on da ground January 13, 2010
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Pants stay brown

What Jan from PokemonChallenges says (twitch.tv/PokemonChallenges) before or during a Pokemon battle to indicate that he is not "wiping" (wiping means losing the battle during a nuzlocke and having to restart)
In Champion Steven's room during Attempt 151 of Emerald Kaizo with three Pokemon
Jan: Pants stay brown boys.
by Tritonist July 18, 2021
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till points

Slang for cash or money. (till being synonymous to cash register)
I went to the store to get a case of beer but I was low on till points so I had to settle for a six pack.

My friends didn't want to sponsor my till pointless ass, so I got left out of the mission.
by Brf June 19, 2006
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Shit-Pants Drunk

When you get so drunk, you actually, literally, crap yourself like a toddler.
Thursday night I wore my white corduroy pants out to the bar. I didn’t know my white corduroys would soon become my shit pants. I got so boozed, I stole my friends shoes and barfed in them. Then I shit my pants...Thursday night I was Shit-Pants Drunk.
by A Delightful July 1, 2011
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Cum Stain On The Pants Of Society

It's a insult used on a person who is a pain or useless. The insult reffers to when a male ejaculates on his pants and a stain is left where the semen (or in slang cum fell. Hence the use of "cum") . It's acronym form is CSOTPOS. Used by many teenagers and is not understood by most teaches so it is higly useful.
Jim: DAVE DAVE DAVE!
Dave: Shut up you cum stain on the pants of society
by AZZA25 July 1, 2010
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