Phonestalker

A person who constantly, or frequently calls a person without said person's consent, much to the person's dismay. This could be due to the fact that gas prices are going up, that the person is scared to follow you, that the person MUST use all their minutes so they don't expire, or that your voice on the phone just turns 'em on.

"Phonestalker."
"I'M NOT A PHONESTALKER! I ran out of minutes anyway..."
"I'm saved!"

by Up4Ownage February 5, 2009

pones

a mewper who mewps and mewps until she can no longer mewp anymore

that crazy pones won't stop mewping!

by pones mcchicken fingaz August 4, 2003

Ponstory Games

The future of the gaming industry, led by Pon himself. Ponstory Games is the name of the company that will both revolutionize video games as well as stories in a way that has never been done before. It is also the first company to make a real video game.

"Ponstory Games proved to be the most successful video game company in the entire world, partially because it was the only video game company in the world."

by BESTAMI June 7, 2018

phonestration

A state of frustration brought on by continuous phone calls.
(incoming or outgoing)

I had the worst case of phonestration after the fiftieth phone call this hour.

by I did this October 16, 2009

Pokéstalgia

(Noun) The overwhelming feeling of nostalgia for Pokémon video or trading card games. Usually triggered by discovering a lost Gameboy or Pokémon cartridge.

Dude, I found my Gameboy Color and my old Pokémon Crystal yesterday. Got a major wave of Pokéstalgia.

by Awesome72 August 27, 2013

pones

memphis slag lafayette slang = the chest ( o Y o ) that give young boys plasure

You have a nice tan and some big ass pones!!!

by John Novak May 20, 2007

Posestor

A racially challenged individual. One who conveys controversial and often conflicting aspects of ethnic characteristics.

The following are all examples of posestors:

Blacks that are not on welfare and have never raped a white woman.

Mexicans that do not carry switchblades and can speak english.

Arabs that do not want to blow up anything not associated with Islam.

Indians that smell good and have never been to the school library.

Asians that have never studied for a test, are excellent drivers, and have no idea how to fix a computer.

Jews that do not hoard their stolen money and have large genitalia.

by Watson Z. Erhlenmeyer September 21, 2004