Posestor

A racially challenged individual. One who conveys controversial and often conflicting aspects of ethnic characteristics.

The following are all examples of posestors:

Blacks that are not on welfare and have never raped a white woman.

Mexicans that do not carry switchblades and can speak english.

Arabs that do not want to blow up anything not associated with Islam.

Indians that smell good and have never been to the school library.

Asians that have never studied for a test, are excellent drivers, and have no idea how to fix a computer.

Jews that do not hoard their stolen money and have large genitalia.

Posestor by Watson Z. Erhlenmeyer September 21, 2004

Poestory 

Poestory is a new genre of writing in literature that is created by blending two words i.e. poetry + story. In a word, it is a type of writing where a story has both the qualities of poetry and prose.

A: What is 'Poestory'?

B: It is a combination of two words, 'poetry' and 'story'.
A: Is it a new genre of writing in literature?
B: Yes it is!
A: Who invented it?
B: Md. Ziaul Haque, a well-known writer in Bangladesh, is the inventor of this type of writing.
A: What is the proper way of writing a 'poestory'?

B: Well, the first half of the story will be written in poetic form and the second or the last half will be in prose.

A: Thanks a lot for the wonderful explanation.
B: You are most welcome.

Poestory by Rajeeb2014 September 12, 2016

posester 

Pronounced POSE-ster. What hipsters really are. Though they put on the airs of being members of the illuminati (see the definition of hipster in Urban Dictionary), they are really just clones, wearing a uniform that is no different that any other, expresses no individuality, and is screaming hypocrisy. They have taken over previously cool neighborhoods like the Mission District in San Francisco. Though their clothing appears from a thrift shop, it is really from a 'vintage' clothing store, at best, or an over-priced chic shop trafficking in poser wear. Though they want to appear free thinking, they gravitate toward sameness. Their obsession with the latest e-gadgetry exemplifies their vacuous nature. Though they claim to be into a simple existence, they have driven up the cost of housing in previously cool urban areas. Though they work in Silicon Valley or similar areas, they 'reverse commute' in plush e-busses FROM the City. They are the same as preppy yuppies from the early 80's, just a different uniform, so their hypocritical nature makes them 'posesters.'

I really miss living in the City. So much to do, nooks and crannies, just a great mix of all kinds of folks.

Ya, me, too. But I had to leave, it has really changed. The posesters have taken over. Even the Mission. It's like Cow Hollow now, just in drab.

No . . . !!!!

posester by The Original Tankboy February 14, 2014

pocestor

Pocestors are for our future what ancestors are for our past. It stems from Mike Soussan's theory that modern humans are a sort of holographic interference pattern of an object beam made by the past (ancestors) and a reference beam made of the future (pocestors).

Extraterrestrials may be our pocestors and those who say they have seen aliens may not be simply crazy. For in the same manner that some shamans receive intimations of our ancestral past, so can other people with the same kind of sensitivity capture similar vibrations from our pocestors and pocestral future. The future, as some may have been conditioned to believe, is not an empty vacuum but is teeming with life, a life that has a lot to do with us.

pocestor by MikeSoussan January 4, 2010