Miscellaneous objects with no intrinsic value or function, typically acquired on a whim due to heightened level of sexual excitement given from magical presence of the pilferous object. This effect is usually short lived. These itmes may be appealing to hoarders, hipsters or those who purchase in bulk. However, most view pilferous objects as a first world problem typically owned by those who make duck faces, take selfies and or mirror pics with bright colored lipstick or those that check in at the gym on Facebook.
John owns so many pilferous objects in his house that he can't even walk. I can spend days drawing penises on Snapchat pics of all the useless pilferous objects he has.
by kingbenne August 11, 2014
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by Lonnie Lee November 21, 2006
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a pulfer: an extremely pale privileged spoiled black peron, but it outside the norm of black people cause of his friends and attitude 2. dyke
Donovan says to Tyler, "It's not that we think your white its just that you act like a pulfer all the time.
by Jake Missisco May 19, 2007
Get the Pulfer mug.When you get with a girl and engage in sexual contact and right when you cum she poofs and disappears from the face of the earth. Orignated in the northwest area.
Used mostly with somewhat attractive girls or girls that you want to get with and never see again.one night stand
Used mostly with somewhat attractive girls or girls that you want to get with and never see again.one night stand
"Damn bra, look at that breezy over there!"
"Ah she alright, definetly a "poofer"."
"Yo mcgash, squints, look at that girl with the fatty over there"
"Damn bra, shes like a 7. Hella poofer"
"Ah she alright, definetly a "poofer"."
"Yo mcgash, squints, look at that girl with the fatty over there"
"Damn bra, shes like a 7. Hella poofer"
by Mcgash, Squints, Midget December 20, 2007
Get the poofer mug.The act of engaging in doggy-style sex and having a friend come in the room and take your place without the girl knowing, you then walk outside a window where she can see you and wave happily at her.
by pastafagioli May 18, 2010
Get the poltergeist mug.When, during oral sex performed on a female, the female arches her back off of the bed and seemingly levitates due to the intensity of her orgasm.
by Lttlmstrbl October 13, 2012
Get the Poltergasm mug.text abbrevation for Peace Out FuckER (S), or commonly used on myspace as an adearing way to say see ya, by really cool people.
by Will Zark October 7, 2007
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