shirt potatoes

Slang for boobs / breasts / sweater puppies

j, i would say that your female friends respect you, but aren't likely to reveal their shirt potatoes to you unless they are in a real "what the hell" mood

by jklp November 10, 2008

These mashed potatoes are so creamy.

From the movie "While You Were Sleeping". The family sits around the holiday dinner table making inane conversation. This line is used as a response when people are talking about useless information. A similar line from the same scene is, "John Wayne was tall." The line is even more powerful if someone else responds with this line.

Person a: "Justin Beiber was at the mall today."
Person b: "I love him, he is so gorgeous!"
Person c: "These mashed potatoes are so creamy."
Person d: "John Wayne was tall."

by janeelizabeth May 31, 2011

small potatoes

Something that is of small importance or is little.

From the Show "Dead Like Me":

MASON: Are you going to finish those hashbrowns?
ROXIE: Probably not
(takes them from her plate and eats them. Roxie stabs him with her
knife but he movs his hand just in time)
MASON: Fucking bloody hell
ROXIE: I'm outta here
MASON: Did you see that? I mean just because I wanted some of her hashbrowns
RUBE: I was there
MASON: I've never seen such violence over such small potatoes
RUBE: Oh, that was almost clever
MASON: Why was almost clever Rube?
RUBE: The thing about the hashbrowns being small potatoes
MASON: I don't get it. because hashbrowns are small potatoes
RUBE: Never mind

by Jason12 October 5, 2006

potatoes farmed

1. Castration
2. Humiliation to the highest degree

You just got your potatoes farmed in Halo, like the trick ass skiz-ank you are. Oh-Na!

by Dope Fiend March 11, 2005

Potatoes

A very cool plant it's used for fries and other stuff

Fact:You can't eat potatoes with a spoon or a neckmask on

I like potatoes lol

by Jjsjjsusjjdndudhrhidjdhdu April 30, 2020

Best Potatoes in Idaho

Another name for Best Friends. Best Potatoes in Idaho references the abundance of potatoes in the lovely state of Idaho, and is usually used to reference two buddies. The friends that are described by this term are usually extremely sexy.

The mermaid and the badger were Best Potatoes in Idaho.

My Best Potato in Idaho and I don't live in Idaho, but we're still legal potatoes.

by SpaceBadger! July 3, 2011

Purple Potatoes

A phrase meaning you are suicidal or upset or having bad anexity. yeet

John was purple potatoes at night.

by _VAPORIZE November 28, 2018