Teacher:"That word doesn't exist Jhonny!"
Jhonny:" Protip douchechill: I'm an Urban Poet, so eat humble pie!"
Jhonny:" Protip douchechill: I'm an Urban Poet, so eat humble pie!"
by Skyjuice December 30, 2008
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Yes, to be stoned or not be stoned that is the question,
whathever it isnobler to role a joint,
and by lighting,
end him.
Yes indeed, stonedness is the WAY, for me
its been a friend, an allay, a comfort,
So yes Being a Stoned Poet is being the Ganja,
I am the Whacky Tabacci,
I am Marry Jane
Yes, to be stoned or not be stoned that is the question,
whathever it isnobler to role a joint,
and by lighting,
end him.
Yes indeed, stonedness is the WAY, for me
its been a friend, an allay, a comfort,
So yes Being a Stoned Poet is being the Ganja,
I am the Whacky Tabacci,
I am Marry Jane
by LT. Slayer February 11, 2004
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A man who choses to just dance with women's energy. The kind of guy who never goes all the way into a relationship. He enjoys opening a woman but never claiming her. He's just a buzzing bee.
Joe took Mary out, he wined her and dined her, he told her many times how beautiful she was, he looked deeply into her eyes and he took her home, slept with her. Left the following morning - but never rang her again.
A shallow poet fucker!
A shallow poet fucker!
by LianaG October 28, 2006
Get the Shallow Poet Fucker mug.Coined at the end of the movie, "Braveheart", warrior poet describes the most bad ass of the bad asses. The most highly skilled fighters, competitors, warriors, swordsmen, spartans. No one can trump a warrior poet. Nobody trains like them. They do not know defeat and never will. Their heart, intelligence, and determination are unmatched. Their will to triumph, persevere, and over come are the thing of legend.
"In the Year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland - starving and outnumbered - charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets; they fought like Scotsmen, and won their freedom." -William Wallace, Braveheart
Bow! I am a warrior poet! You are inferior! Bow! Nobody trains like us! BOW!! NOBODY!!!
Better quit talkin' that shit or I'm gonna have to go warrior poet on your jobber grayskull ass!!
Bow! I am a warrior poet! You are inferior! Bow! Nobody trains like us! BOW!! NOBODY!!!
Better quit talkin' that shit or I'm gonna have to go warrior poet on your jobber grayskull ass!!
by Beastamus January 14, 2011
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by Donald F June 27, 2006
Get the cowboy poet mug.Proper Noun: Derived from the greatest endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Also, the ONLY endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. Consequently, this also makes them the worst endurance race team ever to come out of Belmont, North Carolina. In the annals of history, This team made a name for themselves by being perpetually inferior to legitimate teams such as Team Grayskull, thereby becoming the laughing stock of their community.
The term "Team Warrior Poet" can be used to describe an instance in which one group of individuals is clearly inferior to all of their counterparts, even to the point of absurdity.
See also: Jobber; Jobbers; Jabronis.
The term "Team Warrior Poet" can be used to describe an instance in which one group of individuals is clearly inferior to all of their counterparts, even to the point of absurdity.
See also: Jobber; Jobbers; Jabronis.
Person 1: "Did you see the way our football team clobbered the other squad 42-0?"
Person 2: "Yeah, man. Those other guys were like our Team Warrior Poet."
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Coach: "Man, these guys are beating us so bad we look like Team Warrior Poet out there..."
Person 2: "Yeah, man. Those other guys were like our Team Warrior Poet."
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Coach: "Man, these guys are beating us so bad we look like Team Warrior Poet out there..."
by SYNM January 18, 2011
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Not really a poet and not really stoned, but the stoned poet likes to see him self this way.
Not really a poet and not really stoned, but the stoned poet likes to see him self this way.
by Cardamon February 11, 2004
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