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Smot Poker

Slang for pot smoker, usually used by stoners when stoned to hide the fact that they've been 'poking smot'. Often used on facebook status updates by stoners who don't want others to know they're smot pokers.
Stoner - 'Hey, Cindy, are you a smot poker?'

Cindy - 'What?'

Stoner - 'Guess not'
by Cayk November 30, 2010
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Pomeranian

A small (3-7lbs) dog that originated from breeding large Spitz-type sled dogs down in size. They are awesome, spunky, feisty and great for anyone who wants a Husky but doesn't want to RUN RUN RUN all day long.

People who want to put them in purses, not neuter/spay them, let them breed willy-nilly, never train them, and let them bark ALL THE GODDAMN TIME are ruining this breed for the rest of us.
My Pomeranian has a Canine Good Citizenship title, doesn't bark at strangers and loves his life because he's treated like a real dog. Paris Hilton's Pomeranian wants to die but wants her to die before it does.
by LittleDogsAreRealDogsToo May 27, 2009
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PokerDan

A 300 pound man living in his mothers basement and fulfulling his life by relentlessly trolling a parenting forum, posting pictures of women on motherless with made up stories all while eating nachos.
Go get a job, you don't want to end up like PokerDan!
by lawlling December 2, 2011
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possum poker

australian; aussie; no particular attributes, except their ockerinity
"have you spoken to the possum pokers about that yet?"
by dennis-mcgavidy April 22, 2006
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poker

Consequence to the action of asking a girl or woman out on a date.
"You should invite her to dinner and poker"
by Flo January 27, 2004
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poker brat

1) Phil Hellmuth

2) A guy who thinks he is the greatest poker player ever and will tell you so at every availabe opportunity.
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Phil Hellmuth is the poker brat because if you beat him he thinks its unfair 'If there was no luck I'd win every hand'

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-I'm so at reading you I'm gonna call your all in with my mid pair sixes, thats how amazing I am.
-Dude, I got a full house, sixes over jacks. Remember just because you a poker brat doesn't make you as good as Phil Hellmuth.
by Adam Cadaver June 20, 2007
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poker douche

the guy in your local poker game with the shit hot poker website gear, turd sniffer sunglasses, and the card suites tatooed on his knuckles.
not the best player, but swears he is; also would not meet you outside to settle a beef for running his mouth.
"get a load of this poker douche's big slick tatoo on his neck"
by sick of douchebag gamblers April 18, 2008
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