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potato cobbler

1. n. - any woman's large posterior (note: not just the ass) which is "sprinkled", well-incorporated, to rife with cellulite(aka cottage cheese); it sometimes running down the back of the thigh, calf, and cankles...also above the waist on the severely depressing; not necessarily a death sentence if they meet a guy that enjoys the nuanced texture of a matured and bountiful topography

2. variant: n. - "sweetpotato cobbler" - for those that wish to make a racial or skin-tone distinction between one type of cobbler and another
I ate through that potato cobbler like I was on death row!

I was at the beach and some SSBBWs, BBWs and their comparatively petite frump and plumper friends were all in bikinis...a total potato cobbler buffet. ...and I dug in. Back for thirds, even.
by sadjitarius March 23, 2008
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potato canckles

The right thing to say to anyone you meet. It is the perfect way to express how you feel. One of the most emotional words in the human language. Remember to use it wisely for its preciousness shouldn’t be accessible to just anyone. Potato Canckels isn’t just a word it is a philosophical way to live life. The way of potato canckles is the best combination of letters that could be uttered in the whole world. However, potato canckles can also just be to express a friendly greeting. It’s so diverse and unique it is honest perfection to the universe. When you say potato canckles you aren’t just saying words your opening up you innner soul and pouring out all of your emotion. It’s truly a spiritual act to embrace who you are in the inside. Now you are able to leave this definition knowing that you are able to be invested in the world of potato cankles.
First person: The city looks so beautiful tonight...... it reminds me of how enchanting your looks are.

Second Person: It’s so nice being here with you. It feels so safe and amazing.

First Person: If I’m being honest I was thinking the exact same thing......

Second Person: Really because I’ve had something I’ve been meaning to tell you recently. And since you feel the same I’m starting to believe tonight might be the night.

First Person: Oh my gosh really. I knew you’ve been acting strange and I can finally see why.

*Looking off into the sunset*Second Person: Okay well here it goes........

*Second Person looks back into the eyes of the first and takes a breath*: POTATO CANCKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Rawtalent March 24, 2020
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arabian potato chip

ur fuckin a chick in the ass and as soon as ur about 2 nut go on her back wait for it 2 dry, peal it off and give it 2 her to eat
if you arabian potato chip a chick this will commend you 2 become a sex god
by hotts October 23, 2007
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Mexican Potato Chip

Similar to the 'California Potato Chip', but with more spice! First you must feed your woman very spicy food (preferably Mexican) and wait 20 minutes to 8 hours when she has to go. Start banging her ass like you would a prison inmate picking up all those savory processed Mexican spices. Pull out, rub your cock in the small of her back while you cum hard... allow it to dry overnight. When you peel it off and feed it to her for breakfast, "¡Ay, Caramba! That's PICANTE!" To really go South of the Border, you might try combining this with a good ol' Dirty Sanchez!
After waking up and feeding Lolita a Mexican Potato Chip, she looked up with those big brown eyes and mustache and uttered, "Why me?"
by AlYar January 19, 2014
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You Ain't All That in a bag of potato chips!

Something you say when someone is boasting/threatening you and is acting like a bastard. It can also be used as a joke. It's pretty rude, and is also a quote from Austin Powers, so you can follow it up with something really dumb to say and everyone will think you're REAL funny.
Dr Evil- You Ain't all that in a bag of potato chips!
President of USA- What??
Dr Evil- Don't go there girlfriend *click* Mm Hmm!
Scotty-Dumbass!
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California potato chip

After riding the bus home from the strip club, Ehud was sporting a California potato chip on his shorts from losing it while getting a lap dance.
by Ehud Avni August 24, 2010
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Potato Chip Cut

This is the cut you get on the corner of your mouth after eating lots of potato chips.
I should not have eaten those chips so fast. I have a potato chip cut now.
by New English May 19, 2010
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