pokewhore

A girl who sells herself for Pokemon cards

Taylor gave Jim a blowjob for his rare Charizard Pokemon card. Taylor is a pokewhore.

by Packitandwhackit69 July 5, 2015

Pokeyidiot

A person who wanders aimlessly, while playing Pokemon Go

Did you see that pokeyidiot? He almost walked into that tree!

by Willow dancingeyes July 12, 2016

poke guy

Poke guy is a Hong Kong slang meaning "I hope you die by falling down in the streets".
It could also mean a jerk.

A: Look at that poke guy. He is flirting with the girls again.
B: And he's not even good at it.

by ChickenLui November 6, 2018

pokemon url

Tag used to name people with Pokémon names/words in their URL on Tumblr. However, most of these people only consider pokemon url people with canon Pokémon names as their url; like Pikachu, Mew, Arceus, etc. Also about 60% of the people in that tag only use it to bash against canon pokemon url owners for thinking they're better than the rest.

"I just looked through all the pokemon urls. They’re all taken."
"Who cares about canon pokemon urls, i have gengars, pik4chu, and hydreigoon."
"All i want is a canon pokemon url like Arceus, Xerneas, Kyurem, Mewtwo or Jirachi."

by arceus February 11, 2013

Pokey idiot

A person who wanders around aimlessly, staring at their phone while playing Pokemon-Go.

Look at that pokey idiot, he almost walked into a tree!

by Willow dancingeyes July 12, 2016

Mexican Hot Poker

A Mexican hot poker is when u dip your dick in hot sauce then in your Victims Ass!

My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! She was shitting fire for a week.

by TbagMartin October 21, 2010

Wokus Pokus

Noun: Meaningless woke related talk or activity, often designed to draw attention away from and disguise what is actually happening.

Everything was going well at the party until this googly-eyed, left-wing hipster showed up and began to blurt out some wokus pokus to draw away from the fact that he soiled his skinny jeans.

by La Pluma May 12, 2021