Out of all the keyboard meshes of gibberish, you found this one, not even a god could calculate how bored you are.
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You've reached the finale of boredom... Either you're on the brink of death or you have been locked in a room for infinity with nothing but your trusty phone/laptop/*insert device that can run urban dictionary*
The scientists entered the room but only saw the remains of the skeleton and a complex piece of writing on a laptop(don't ask about the battery life),on a legendary website called Urban Dictionary that said plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqqawzsexdrftgyhunjimkolpqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq
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Person 1: let's type plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp after we have poured bleach in our eyes
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by Rose_that_kills October 20, 2023
Get the plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp mug.1. (n.) Polite term for human excrement in a toilet that has failed to flush for one of a variety of reasons...(see i-iv below);
2. Used to endearingly identify one's offspring;
3. Popular word to convey moment of impact and subsequent existence of (ideally) well-shaped (circular in cross-section) and solid 'plomb' in a toilet;
4. Conveys the two most popular instances that 'flash' into the non-Creator's mind upon detecting a plomb, (i) A BOMB!!... (ii) the precise moment it 'plo'pped (in the water from within Creator);
4. 'Lead' (metal) in French;
5. (Orig.) fusion of 'plop' and 'bomb'; coined in early seventies.
Reasons for non-flush and therefore plomb:
i. the Creator is still admiring its profile;
ii. the Creator forgot to flush it, simply;
iii. the Creator is still admiring its aquadynamics;
iv. Creator failed to account for extended reading or repose and hitherto subsequent resilience of plomb;
iv. the Creator has planted a deliberate 'plomb' for a non-Creator to stop in tracks and admire.
2. Used to endearingly identify one's offspring;
3. Popular word to convey moment of impact and subsequent existence of (ideally) well-shaped (circular in cross-section) and solid 'plomb' in a toilet;
4. Conveys the two most popular instances that 'flash' into the non-Creator's mind upon detecting a plomb, (i) A BOMB!!... (ii) the precise moment it 'plo'pped (in the water from within Creator);
4. 'Lead' (metal) in French;
5. (Orig.) fusion of 'plop' and 'bomb'; coined in early seventies.
Reasons for non-flush and therefore plomb:
i. the Creator is still admiring its profile;
ii. the Creator forgot to flush it, simply;
iii. the Creator is still admiring its aquadynamics;
iv. Creator failed to account for extended reading or repose and hitherto subsequent resilience of plomb;
iv. the Creator has planted a deliberate 'plomb' for a non-Creator to stop in tracks and admire.
Examples in context:
1. I say, that was a mighty impressive plomb you left, Sir.
4. Fuel attendant - 'Quelle petrol, Monsieur?
Customer - Plomb!
1. I say, that was a mighty impressive plomb you left, Sir.
4. Fuel attendant - 'Quelle petrol, Monsieur?
Customer - Plomb!
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"Ew. That's disgusting man"
"I know! There was no TP and my ass is still wet"
"Ew. That's disgusting man"
"I know! There was no TP and my ass is still wet"
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