Hooker's phone

A simple, old-school mobile phone that still does just what a mobile phone is supposed to do: making and receiving phone calls and texts. Nowadays acquired at 7/11 stores almost exclusively by girls that have to migrate to another country to 'work' and need a budget handphone to be reached.

a.k.a. "a green button-red button" phone.

Joe: "hey man, what's that relic on the table?"

Will: "Thats my mobile phone, pal. I know nowadays everybody goes out with a TV in their pockets, but I can't stand it and all I need is my good ol' reliable hooker's phone. It never let me down".

by Parcerito January 28, 2010

Phone rifler

A person (usually a woman) who goes through your phone while you're asleep or in another room.

Dude my girl went through my phone looking for sexts again - she's such a phone rifler!

by Biggadybong August 22, 2017

Throne Phone

The phone that is hung up in some hotels right next to the toilet.

"Dude, I tried calling your suite earlier but you didn't answer!"

"I couldn't answer because I was on the throne."

"Why didn't you use the throne phone then?"

by ratchet steve blowjobs December 26, 2014

The black phone

The black phone is a movie about a grabber that takes boys and locks them in his basement. A boy who lives with his abusive dad and little sister. The main boy loses a friend to the grabber. Not going to go into a lot of detail since it’s a great movie you should watch yourself. It’s a movie that has semi scary parts. 100000% would recommend since the actors and producers did an amazing job on this movie. Plus the actors are really cute. A great movie for alittle scare and possibly a cry with your friends or by yourself.

“Have you seen the black phone yet?” Chloe asks “The black phone? Never heard of it” said Taylor “you should 100% watch it” elodie replied.

by M&Mgirltbp August 26, 2022

you got games on your phone?

The very first word your 5 year old cousin will say when he comes over to your house.

+ Mouth full.

You: *pulls out phone to do something*

Cousin: "you got games on your phone?"

by Da Boiiii brooo September 27, 2021

phone fast

A phone fast is a period of time where you voluntarily stop using your phone. This time saved with a smartphone is best used to meditate or simple "me" time. Phone fasting is increasingly important in this age of 24/7 connectivity.

The attorney phone fasted 2 hours a day to relieve work related stress.

by Pushkar The Great April 13, 2017

phoneman

an answering machine

"she doesn't even know how to transcribe a message from her phoneman!"

by dwight schrute - beet farmer September 17, 2007