Platinum Gay

A gay man who was born via c-section, meaning he has never touched a vagina.

"Garret is more gay than all of us!"
"Nah man, I'm a Platinum Gay."

by HAUGHT_DAMN October 18, 2018

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platonic relationship

When a woman officially declares a man to be in her 'friend zone'.

Man: "I love you"

Woman: "I love you, too"

Man: *leans in for a kiss*

Woman: *magically turns it into a hug* "You're such a great friend."

Man: *is now in a forced platonic relationship*

by Emerald Grace August 4, 2011

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Platonic is a type of love, or close relationship, that is non-romantic. It is named after Greek Plato, Platonic love as devised by Plato concerns rising through levels of closeness to wisdom and true beauty from attraction to individual bodies to attraction to souls, and eventually, union with the truth.

Platonic
Yes I'll do it.

by mennäperille December 9, 2019

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platonicuddle

A cuddle between friends of the opposite sex with no underlying romantic feelings.

Leighton and Mel settled down on the couch for a movie and a platonicuddle.

by mdtx2 April 30, 2010

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Platonic Lesbianism

Lifestyle choice!

Friendship… but only with girls (cuz guys suck)

When you just can’t kick your attraction to guys

Person 1: why is there only girls on your Snapchat?

Person 2: I’m doing platonic lesbianism

by the first platonic lesbianist February 18, 2023

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Plato Fun Factory

An advanced form of spooning, in which both partners climb into the same pair of oversized pajamas and snuggle. So named for Plato's myth, outlined in his dialogue "The Symposium" (c. 385-380 BCE), explaining that humans were once beings with two heads, four arms, four legs, etc. who were split into two halves by Zeus. According to this myth, the instinct to reunite with our other half is the origin of love. Wearing the same clothes at the same time is one of the ways in which two partners can simulate sharing one body. It also squeezes them, as a Play-Doh Fun Factory squeezes Play-Doh. Also known as "practicing for the two-legged sack race."

I need to go buy some 4XL pajamas at Wal-Mart, so my girlfriend and I can do the Plato Fun Factory tonight.

by Barbalib April 17, 2015

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